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Two morons die trying to jump car over open drawbridge

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May 24, 2019, 07:20 PM
arfmel
Two morons die trying to jump car over open drawbridge
I don’t understand...It always works on TV.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/u...-drawbridge-n1010056
May 24, 2019, 07:25 PM
Oz_Shadow
Maybe they forgot to say YeeHaw. You have to say it or it won’t work.
May 24, 2019, 07:45 PM
arcwelder
They should have used the General Lee.


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May 24, 2019, 07:49 PM
Floyd D. Barber
quote:
Originally posted by arcwelder76:
They should have used the General Lee.


Or Bandit's Trans Am.


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May 24, 2019, 08:09 PM
V-Tail




הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
May 24, 2019, 08:12 PM
RHINOWSO

May 24, 2019, 08:48 PM
maximus_flavius
At least they died doing what they loved
May 24, 2019, 08:58 PM
Lord Vaalic
Or the Blues Mobile




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
May 24, 2019, 09:11 PM
limblessbiff
Wander what score they got on their b.a.c.
May 24, 2019, 09:27 PM
honestlou
Bystanders reported hearing "hey y'all, watch this!"
May 24, 2019, 09:51 PM
c1steve
"after 2 AM", AKA just after the bars closed.


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May 24, 2019, 09:56 PM
mbinky
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:
Or the Blues Mobile


"It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas."

Apparently those boys were missing a few of these essential pieces (or brain cells....)
May 24, 2019, 10:07 PM
HRK
Did they get the selfie.?
May 24, 2019, 10:11 PM
YooperSigs
But it did not happen in Florida?


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May 24, 2019, 10:14 PM
RichardC
Eleanor.


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May 24, 2019, 10:47 PM
Rawny
quote:
...the passenger was found outside the vehicle after first managing to escape...
Seemed the passenger died trying to save the driver. That's a true friend right there.
May 24, 2019, 11:08 PM
PASig
2 am?

Definitely a “hold my beer” situation. Big Grin


May 24, 2019, 11:28 PM
380Swift
"...and nothing of value was lost."
May 24, 2019, 11:44 PM
darthfuster
What, no video?



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
May 25, 2019, 12:25 AM
bionic218
Something about velocity x mass x angle of deflection over constant squared x wind speed . . . ah, fuck it, just stand on it in third gear. Should be fine. Hold my beer.