Chinese satellite predicted to crash 6:33am ET on Easter Sunday

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March 29, 2018, 01:22 PM

cjevans

quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Do they want a zombie apocalypse? Because this is how "Night of the Living Dead" started... A crash-landing space probe carrying space zombie bacteria/radiation.

+1 ... snortle.

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March 29, 2018, 01:32 PM

BurtonRW

quote:
Originally posted by Sgt Neutron:
quote:
Originally posted by PASig:
A spacecraft called Heavenly Palace is 'returning' to Earth at dawn ET on Easter Sunday...

Maybe they should start calling it "Heavenly Flowering Chrysanthemum with Sparkles and Report".

I see we frequent some of the same shops.

-Rob

March 29, 2018, 01:38 PM

hambony

This makes for the beginnings of a good (debatable) dystopian series. Under the guise of an "uncontrollable" satellite/station a foreign country is able to detonate a hidden nuke causing an EMP nightmare. Danger and madness ensues, DHS, FEMA and other rogue agencies go off the charts, and a small town fights back after the main person fights his way back to his family in the first book....warm up the word processors boys and girls!

March 29, 2018, 02:26 PM

4x5

Question: if Chinese junk lands on a Walmart, how would we know?

March 29, 2018, 03:47 PM

Pipe Smoker

A web site to track the satellite.

“Tiangong 1 imminent re-entry
You can follow the path of Tiangong-1 as it approaches re-entry with our new live ground track display.”

The “live ground track display” link is within.

www.heavens-above.com

March 29, 2018, 03:49 PM

Pipe Smoker

quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
Question: if Chinese junk lands on a Walmart, how would we know?

March 29, 2018, 04:43 PM

nhtagmember

I think it hitting New York or Chicago might be seen as a god thing - urban renewal on the cheap

Beijing is a great alternate and sort of karmic...

March 29, 2018, 04:58 PM

bcereuss

I'm betting Easter Island on Easter Sunday.

March 29, 2018, 05:11 PM

StarTraveler

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Originally posted by jhe888:The path of where debris will enter the atmosphere is highly unpredictable, and if any pieces do make it to earth, the chances that they hit anyone are pretty damn small. Much of the possible "danger zone" is ocean.

There isn't actually much to worry about.

Unless there's a toliet seat aboard. They made a whole TV series about that.

March 29, 2018, 05:17 PM

FN in MT

Someone said.... "Danger Zone" ?

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March 29, 2018, 05:30 PM

trapper189

quote:
Originally posted by FN in MT:
Someone said.... "Danger Zone" ?

Sterling Archer

Dunni, dunni, dunna. Da di dunt dunt daaaaa
Revvin' up your engine...

Is it full of rubber dog shit from Hong Kong?

March 29, 2018, 06:10 PM

Opus Dei

I think the Chinese ought to make this fun and put a target in the ocean, like Taco Bell did when Mir was going to crash. If the satellite hits the target, everybody gets a free 12' tape measure from Harbor Freight.

March 29, 2018, 06:22 PM

GGF

I wonder if the highly toxic chemicals will add to climate change? You know, make it warmer?

We'll call it SPRING!

GGF

March 29, 2018, 08:20 PM

ArLEOret

Do we get fortune cookies?

March 29, 2018, 08:29 PM

Bigboreshooter

30 minutes later we'll want to get hit again.

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March 29, 2018, 11:59 PM

bubbatime

quote:
Originally posted by Pipe Smoker:

The space craft is carrying highly toxic chemicals and could could crash into a number of highly populated areas, researchers claim.

Areas that could be hit include New York, Barcelona, Beijing, Chicago, Istanbul, Rome and Toronto.

When the station does eventually enter the atmosphere it could unleash a 'series of fireballs' that will be seen by observers. …”

Sensationalist horse shit. Yeah, and it could land on Para's servers, wiping out Sigforum. It could land in Hilary's hole. It could land in Joe Biden's big ass mouth. It could land on a Florida high school, in which case they would promptly call for common sense space ship control.

This stupid thing is going to land in the Indian or Pacific oceans. It can join that missing plane from Malaysia.

March 30, 2018, 09:36 AM

Pipe Smoker

Updated crash time prediction: Sunday, April 1, 10am, EDT, +/-16 hours.

For what it’s worth: “There is 'no need for people to worry', the China Manned Space Engineering Office (CMSEO) said on its WeChat social media account.”

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetec...ion-hit-country.html

March 30, 2018, 09:44 AM

parabellum

quote:
Originally posted by bubbatime:
It could land in Hilary's hole. It could land in Joe Biden's big ass mouth. It could land on a Florida high school, in which case they would promptly call for common sense space ship control.

Oh, look! Politics! Thanks ever so much for bringing politics into this thread. I can't get enough of that shit.