CNN chief legal analyst "taking time off" Jeffrey Toobin
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Originally posted by ArtieS: He just needs a new name for the Chyron. You know, "Tug" Toobin", "Stroke Toobin" or "Spoot Toobin" are all viable candidates.
How about Sir Yanks Alot.
----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
Announcing the news on Twitter, Toobin — who is currently on vacation — announced that he wouldn't be returning to CNN's airwaves following his time off
"Friends, I’ve decided that, after 20 years, I’m leaving @cnn after my vacation."
August 12, 2022, 05:33 PM
2PAK
Byeeee...
August 12, 2022, 05:38 PM
parabellum
He's going to devote more time to his shriveled old dick.
August 12, 2022, 05:39 PM
bigdeal
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Originally posted by sdy: "Friends, I’ve decided that, after 20 years, I’m leaving @cnn after my vacation."
Something tells me that wasn't 'his' decision. My question....who's up next?
----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter
August 12, 2022, 05:43 PM
Patrick-SP2022
When CNN thanked Toobin for his years of work, he replied “My pleasure…”
August 12, 2022, 09:34 PM
ArtieS
After 20 years, he beat it.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
August 13, 2022, 05:19 AM
bdylan
To be fair, Toobin did once write an interesting book about the Supreme Court. Bizarre that CNN ever brought the guy back after the incident...hard to explain.
August 13, 2022, 07:02 AM
DaveL
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Originally posted by bdylan: To be fair, Toobin did once write an interesting book about the Supreme Court. Bizarre that CNN ever brought the guy back after the incident...hard to explain.
Yeah, I’m not sure how he pulled that off.
August 13, 2022, 07:25 AM
Patriot
A pure stroke of genius…
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August 13, 2022, 08:03 AM
vandrv
To be fair, Toobin did once write an interesting book about the Supreme Court. Bizarre that CNN ever brought the guy back after the incident...hard to explain.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I’m not sure how he pulled that off.[/QUOTE]
They missed his skills as a master debater.
August 13, 2022, 09:28 AM
parabellum
By the way- how does one masturbate "accidentally"?
August 13, 2022, 10:39 AM
spunk639
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Originally posted by parabellum: By the way- how does one masturbate "accidentally"?
In the liberal leftist version of reality, anything is possible. Probably involves uncontrolled hand movements and wandering thoughts occurring simultaneously.
August 13, 2022, 10:45 AM
SIGnified
The same way men get pregnant.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein
August 13, 2022, 11:24 AM
airsoft guy
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Originally posted by parabellum: By the way- how does one masturbate "accidentally"?
It happens. One minute you're in the kitchen making a PB&J, next thing you know you're balls deep in the Skippy.
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Originally posted by Will938: If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
August 13, 2022, 11:31 AM
erj_pilot
^^^^^
p.s. choosy masturbators choose Jif.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
August 13, 2022, 02:17 PM
architect
Watch out for that jar of chunky!
WRT our other thread here asking about cleaning ones monitor screen, maybe it isn't your screen that needs the scrub.
