Originally posted by V-Tail:
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Originally posted by dewhorse:
that's where I learned (through observation) not to piss off female MPs
True story about pissing off female LE officers: The diesel mechanic who used to maintain my old Mercedes 240D really liked his beer. One Friday night (very early Saturday morning, actually), he had been making the rounds of bars in the Daytona Beach area, wound up with a six-pack, might have been a 12-pack, on the beach.
He drank it all, then had to shed some of it. He was facing away from the ocean, pissing on a seawall, when the female cop walked up behind him, tapped him on the shoulder, and ordered him to turn around.
He did not want to cut it off mid-stream, so he turned his head toward her and said, "just a minute."
She replied, "I said
NOW!"
He complied, still pissing. He spent the rest of the weekend in jail.