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March 20, 2026, 08:27 PM
2BobTanner
As some of you may know, Chuck Norris enlisted into the USAF and after Basic Training his military specialty was what was then called Air Police (later Security Police and now Security Force).
Little known was that his first assignment was to a northern tier base, and then he was sent to South Korea. The Air Force then had to replace Chuck Norris for that northern tier base; they chose nuke-tipped ICBMs.
And while the U.S. Marines may protect the streets of Heaven, St Michael picked Chuck to oversee to the postings assignments.
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March 20, 2026, 08:34 PM
jljones
All kidding aside.
He had so many roles in movies that were in my youth. The tough guys tough guy. RIP JJ McQuade.
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March 20, 2026, 08:42 PM
hberttmank
I hate to hear this, he was a good conservative man and made some great action movies, he will be missed. It is time for a rewatch of Lone Wolf McQuade, the Missing in Action Movies and Invasion USA. I am a big fan always was.
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March 20, 2026, 09:07 PM
Lt CHEG
I’ve been sad all day. Not only was Chuck Norris a hero of my youth, but he was an exemplary role model of a man. Godly, America loving and supporting of those who serve. He was a good man who will be missed by many. Rest in Peace Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris. Thank you for the many memories and for the example that you set.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
March 20, 2026, 09:40 PM
12131
Overheard Total Gym today, “Thanks, Chuck, for giving me a break for a while, till we meet again”.
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March 20, 2026, 10:11 PM
Sharkey717
I grew up watching Stallone, Arnold and Norris! I saw almost all of Norris’ movies in the 80’s. Great athlete and martial artist, the internet jokes can be funny but in all seriousness he was one of my favorites! RIP Mr. Norris…and now watching Code of Silence! Eddie Cusack is one of my aliases lol
March 21, 2026, 01:25 PM
Rightwire
I don't even know how to process this.
Death feared Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't cheat Death, he beat it fair and square.
If the Grim Reaper saw Chuck Norris coming down the street it went the other way.
Death never came for Chuck Norris, Death didn't even want eye contact with him.
Chuck Norris had his number come up twice. Death called a mulligan once and forfeit the second time.
The Grim Reaper has Chuck Norris nightmares.
How can this be????? What is reality?
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March 21, 2026, 02:49 PM
SevenPlusOne
The training videos he made for Delta Force I think really helped round out the US's anti-terror capabilities.
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March 21, 2026, 03:40 PM
RichardC
1) I was stunned at the news. I didn't consider Chuck Norris to be immortal, it just never occurred to me that one day, he wouldn't be here. He's always been here.
2) I am disgusted at the hatred being poured out from the Left. Satan's sycophants are showing themselves.
March 21, 2026, 04:35 PM
229DAK
quote:
I am disgusted at the hatred being poured out from the Left. Satan's sycophants are showing themselves.
Just wait until they meet Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates for judgement and Peter's assistant, Chuck Norris.
From his Wikipedia entry, these rules are from Norris's personal code. They are:
I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself.
_________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902
March 21, 2026, 05:28 PM
Tooky13
The Babylon Bee Today..
'Fear Not!' Says Chuck Norris To Calm Trembling Angels
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. Abraham Lincoln
March 21, 2026, 06:48 PM
TigerDore
A very good, very humble man. He found his salvation in Christ Jesus many years ago and I have no doubt that he is in God's presence now.
