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Man allegedly tries to carjack 3 football players with fake gun

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August 18, 2017, 04:08 PM
Sigmund
Man allegedly tries to carjack 3 football players with fake gun
Maybe he'll donate his brain for concussion research.

Wait. Based on his lack of judgement, he may not have one.
August 18, 2017, 04:08 PM
Snapping Twig
If I didn't know better, I'd say it looks like his face was on fire and they put it out with a club.

Well done boys!
August 18, 2017, 04:30 PM
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August 18, 2017, 04:32 PM
Patrick-SP2022
That fella needs an amberlamps.




August 18, 2017, 04:36 PM
gloucestermen
Best thread of the day, week, maybe month! Yep he was held down alright, once or twice at least. Welcome to football camp Angelo!
August 18, 2017, 04:38 PM
nhracecraft
quote:
Originally posted by Patrick-SP2022:
That fella needs an amberlamps.

Big Grin


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August 18, 2017, 04:41 PM
GT-40DOC
Thanx....I needed a good belly laugh today!! That is a pure and simple ass kickin' right there. I bet the cops were having a hard time keeping a straight face after seeing him!!
August 18, 2017, 05:24 PM
ZSMICHAEL
This guy is guy is a regular wordsmith. LOL

According to KOAT, the gun wasn’t real, but Martinez was also carrying a knife and a note reading “Give me the keys to your wip and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don’t make me kill.”
August 18, 2017, 06:13 PM
flashguy
"keys to your wip"? What's a "wip"?

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August 18, 2017, 06:28 PM
slosig
Looking at the picture in the article, two thoughts immediately came to mind:

1) "Stupid is as stupid does." (You're right Forrest.)

and 2) "That's a good look for him. Serves him right."
August 18, 2017, 06:55 PM
Lord Vaalic
Asshole got himself assaultified but good




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
August 18, 2017, 07:21 PM
John Steed
quote:
Originally posted by Dtech:
Little did he know that football practice was not over... Eek
Yeah, and his head was the football! Eek



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August 18, 2017, 07:28 PM
Pale Horse
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
"keys to your wip"? What's a "wip"?

flashguy


It's cool kid speak for a car.

Apparently the football players thought he meant whip and began to whip the shit out of his face.

Easy mistake.




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August 18, 2017, 07:28 PM
pbslinger
Next time he should try it with rugby players.
August 18, 2017, 07:36 PM
corsair
Rather remarkable his nose and lips stayed intact..his eyes and forehead on the other hand. Big Grin
August 18, 2017, 07:41 PM
signewt
....."at least he was doing what he wanted to".....went he ran into the hard edges of Reality....


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August 18, 2017, 07:45 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
at least he was doing what he wanted to".....went he ran into the hard edges of Reality....


Was that a facebook quote from his family? It seemed a little too eloquent though.....
August 18, 2017, 07:48 PM
sigmonkey
They almost beat the stupid out of him.




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August 18, 2017, 08:27 PM
r0gue
Unnecessary roughness, 5 year penalty, first offense.




August 18, 2017, 08:31 PM
TXJIM
Seems he is in the eye formation.


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