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Man allegedly tries to carjack 3 football players with fake gun
August 18, 2017, 04:08 PM
SigmundMan allegedly tries to carjack 3 football players with fake gun
Maybe he'll donate his brain for concussion research.
Wait. Based on his lack of judgement, he may not have one.
August 18, 2017, 04:08 PM
Snapping TwigIf I didn't know better, I'd say it looks like his face was on fire and they put it out with a club.
Well done boys!
August 18, 2017, 04:30 PM
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August 18, 2017, 04:32 PM
Patrick-SP2022That fella needs an amberlamps.
August 18, 2017, 04:36 PM
gloucestermenBest thread of the day, week, maybe month! Yep he was held down alright, once or twice at least. Welcome to football camp Angelo!
August 18, 2017, 04:38 PM
nhracecraftquote:
Originally posted by Patrick-SP2022:
That fella needs an amberlamps.
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August 18, 2017, 04:41 PM
GT-40DOCThanx....I needed a good belly laugh today!! That is a pure and simple ass kickin' right there. I bet the cops were having a hard time keeping a straight face after seeing him!!
August 18, 2017, 05:24 PM
ZSMICHAELThis guy is guy is a regular wordsmith. LOL
According to KOAT, the gun wasn’t real, but Martinez was also carrying a knife and a note reading “Give me the keys to your wip and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don’t make me kill.”
August 18, 2017, 06:13 PM
flashguy"keys to your wip"? What's a "wip"?
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth August 18, 2017, 06:28 PM
slosigLooking at the picture in the article, two thoughts immediately came to mind:
1) "Stupid is as stupid does." (You're right Forrest.)
and 2) "That's a good look for him. Serves him right."
August 18, 2017, 06:55 PM
Lord VaalicAsshole got himself assaultified but good
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day August 18, 2017, 07:21 PM
John Steedquote:
Originally posted by Dtech:
Little did he know that football practice was not over...
Yeah, and his head was the football!
... stirred anti-clockwise. August 18, 2017, 07:28 PM
Pale Horsequote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
"keys to your wip"? What's a "wip"?
flashguy
It's cool kid speak for a car.
Apparently the football players thought he meant whip and began to whip the shit out of his face.
Easy mistake.
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August 18, 2017, 07:28 PM
pbslingerNext time he should try it with rugby players.
August 18, 2017, 07:36 PM
corsairRather remarkable his nose and lips stayed intact..his eyes and forehead on the other hand.
August 18, 2017, 07:41 PM
signewt....."at least he was doing what he wanted to".....went he ran into the hard edges of Reality....
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August 18, 2017, 07:45 PM
ZSMICHAELquote:
at least he was doing what he wanted to".....went he ran into the hard edges of Reality....
Was that a facebook quote from his family? It seemed a little too eloquent though.....
August 18, 2017, 07:48 PM
sigmonkeyThey almost beat the stupid out of him.
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r0gueUnnecessary roughness, 5 year penalty, first offense.
August 18, 2017, 08:31 PM
TXJIMSeems he is in the eye formation.
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