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Group Therapy A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. " You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mother, Ann and stated, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." Next, he turned to Joyce, the third mother and said, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy's hand and whispered, "Come on Dick, this guy doesn't have any idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner." | ||
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Too old to run, too mean to quit! |
Don't know about a giggle, but I did get a smile out of it. Elk There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour) "To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical. " -Thomas Jefferson "America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville FBHO!!! The Idaho Elk Hunter | |||
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