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Make sure the key is in the "on" position. Otherwise all your efforts (priming and repeatedly hitting the start button) are worthless. (sound of Sigmund slapping self) There is a checklist right on the machine, I just assumed (yes, I know how to spell it) the key was on. There's one mistake I will not repeat. We got about 5" yesterday evening, it was still snowing when I got home at 2200 so I just left it until the morning. It was about 5 (above) at 0730 when I cleared the drive and walks, looks like blue skies all day.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Sigmund, | ||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
well, it got ya warmed up, didn't it! I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Bookers Bourbon and a good cigar |
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I did a similar thing with the lawnmower. I had just fixed a wheel issue and went to start the mower. I pulled that rope a dozen times. If HomeDepot would have been open I would have bought a new mower. Soon realized I didnt have the start bar engaged. Silly me, fired right up. | |||
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You get the same result if the spark plug is not connected. I posted that blunder several years ago. | |||
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Bunch of savages in this town |
Like trying to start a street bike with the kickstand down? ----------------- I apologize now... | |||
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The success of a solution usually depends upon your point of view |
Hypothetically, not turning the on/off switch on your generator back to the on position means your arm is going to get tired. So I've heard. “We truly live in a wondrous age of stupid.” - 83v45magna "I think it's important that people understand free speech doesn't mean free from consequences societally or politically or culturally." -Pranjit Kalita, founder and CIO of Birkoa Capital Management | |||
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Man Once Child Twice |
I’ve heard of a guy who got tendinitis in his R elbow from pulling the rope on a rototiller. When he got tired he checked the kill switch. Imagine that. He doesn’t like to admit it. Except on Sf. Lol | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
Curiously, spending two days troubleshooting, tweaking, adjusting and cussing your antique tractor before checking to make sure it has gas is not a particularly productive use of your time either. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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and gas! gas is a good thing too, Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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My flight instructor told me to put the plane back in the hangar after fueling up one hot afternoon. We ass-umed it wouldn't start due to vapor lock, and both of us tried cranking that poor Continental until the battery was about wore out. Luckily, before that happened, we realized we weren't going anywhere with the Master switch in the "Off" position. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed! |
If you don't mind I would just like to rant a bit about snow. I keep telling myself, "I'll just buy a snow blower in the spring when they are on sale." And every year when spring comes I think, "Hopefully I'll get a job back in the SE between now and winter." So here I am, I spent a couple hours shoveling my driveway and walkway yesterday. And what do I find when I got up this morning? All that snow drifted back into my FUCKING driveway! And more snow is on it's way. | |||
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Green grass and high tides |
And if you flood it. Just walk away for a good while and try again later, wala! "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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You just reminded me, I'm due to get my annual phone call from my dad telling me he can't start his snow blower. And I will remind him about the fuel shut off like I do every year. _____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911. | |||
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Ammoholic |
Be a hero, call him first and remind him before he tries to start it. Nah, he'll probably tell you he knows. | |||
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legendary_lawman |
A John Deere tractor with a front end loader is my snowblower. "In God We Trust" | |||
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Doing what I want, When I want, If I want! |
What, no video???? ******************************************** "On the other side of fear you will always find freedom" | |||
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As Extraordinary as Everyone Else |
That reminds me of a family story... We moved to NH in 1960 when I was a young kid. My Dad traveled all over the world anywhere from 3 to 6 months of the year. Of course he was gone when the big snowstorms came and it was up to my mother and me to handshovel the driveway and walkway. Of course he heard about it but just blew us off saying how hard could it be to shovel forty feet of driveway?? Well he was home for the next big snowstorm and my Mom gleefully watched him go outside and shovel that short driveway. When he finished he got in the Chevy Impala and drove straight down to the hardware store and bought a snowblower! I still remember that thing sticking out the trunk of the Impala and my Mom smiling all day!! ------------------ Eddie Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina | |||
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I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
Reminds me of the joke about the kid selling the lawnmower. Preacher comes by to check it out. The kid tells him, "To start it, you have to cuss at it." Preacher says, "I'm a minister. I don't even remember how to swear." Kid says, "Keep pulling on that starter rope...it'll come to ya." -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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Or if the fuel cutoff switch is in the wrong position. Go ahead ask how I know this. | |||
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