I saw this and instantly remembered Hank Johnson’s brilliant and now infamous speech about his concerns that Guam could tip over and capsize due to a military build up.

This island built up its military and while it hasn’t capsized (yet) she is listing pretty hard to the port side.


Context for those who may have missed the magic moment.

Now that's funny.

Reminds me of this.

Congressman links to Onion story.
https://www.politico.com/story...o-onion-story-072507

Easier to tip over Guam than it is to alter the moon's orbit or Earth's orbit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHjktX1oQPU

if you removed all the snakes it would only be listing about 15 degrees.

But you're kidding and he wasn't.