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Fido And Fluffy Are Ruining The Environment, UCLA Study Says

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August 03, 2017, 10:49 AM
parabellum
Fido And Fluffy Are Ruining The Environment, UCLA Study Says

August 03, 2017, 10:50 AM
Rightwire
With this in mind, I promise to die sometime in the future.




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August 03, 2017, 11:47 AM
PHPaul
Horseshit.

Oh.

Wait...




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August 03, 2017, 11:54 AM
6guns
I kind of like this article. Imagine all the liberal pet owners reading it and thinking, wait a fucking minute....maybe this shit IS getting out of hand?




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August 03, 2017, 12:11 PM
marksman41
quote:
Originally posted by 6guns:
I kind of like this article. Imagine all the liberal pet owners reading it and thinking, wait a fucking minute....maybe this shit IS getting out of hand?


I think the opposite is more likely - being that Liberalism is the mental disorder it is. I expect there to be Facebook posts relating that family pets were euthanized so that these idiots can claim they are "doing their part."

We who have kept our sanity keep thinking "it can't get any worse or more stupid". Standby, I'm expecting one, or more, of these self-righteous jackasses to try this with a neighbor's (or anyone else's) pet "because it's the right thing to do." I hope I'm wrong in this prediction but time and again Liberals have proven they are no respecters of anything or anyone that doesn't fit their agenda, and that there is no level so low they will not go.




August 03, 2017, 01:11 PM
joel9507
These idiots see everything in their myopic worldview.

If those guys wrote history books, they'd read like this: "WWII - Reduced CO2 production by gigatons by killing millions of meat-eaters and destroying hundreds of thousands of petroleum-burning vehicles. Best thing evah!"
August 03, 2017, 03:56 PM
YooperSigs
I thought that methane from animals was to be the doom of mankind.
Which was at least something I could grasp, since my cat is so farty.


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August 03, 2017, 04:01 PM
JALLEN
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
I thought that methane from animals was to be the doom of mankind.
Which was at least something I could grasp, since my cat is so farty.


That's nuts.

Bovine flatulence in the US has enough energy to supply earth's energy needs in perpetuity.

All we have to do is gather it and sell it.




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August 03, 2017, 04:16 PM
Aquabird
I dunno, but fido makes my back yard grow faster.
Green grass does help the environment or is that part of the problem too?

My fido will probably not be around much longer to be a part of the problem, maybe another few days.


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August 03, 2017, 04:17 PM
Opus Dei
Why don't they just come out and say they want a "carbon pawprint" tax on pet ownership?

There's nothing that requires additional livestock to provide for the sake of pet food, if one knows what goes into it-particularly the cheapest of brands. Animals are doing us a favor by consuming this waste.
August 03, 2017, 04:32 PM
Fenris
quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
Standby, I'm expecting one, or more, of these self-righteous jackasses to try this with a neighbor's (or anyone else's) pet "because it's the right thing to do." I hope I'm wrong in this prediction but time and again Liberals have proven they are no respecters of anything or anyone that doesn't fit their agenda, and that there is no level so low they will not go.

That would lead to a difficult decision. When burying tree-huggers, should they be buried face down or face up?




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August 03, 2017, 05:34 PM
Elk Hunter
More global warming insanity by the safe space/idiot crowd that has infested our colleges and universities.

Somebody explain just how this idiot managed to calculate how much CO2 the pets in this country.

Given a choice, I would prefer a whole lot of fidos and fluffies over these so-called professors.

Here is an idea, if he thinks we have too much CO2 in the environment, he can personally reduce it substantially. Simply stop breathing, and do not pass any more gas.


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August 03, 2017, 06:17 PM
senza nome
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
OK, that does it. I'm getting rid of Merlot and getting a fucking goldfish. Roll Eyes


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August 03, 2017, 06:56 PM
wcb6092
Back in the 70's the problem was global cooling. They fixed that problem too well Big Grin




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August 03, 2017, 07:12 PM
gruntjim
My first reaction is to tell the mouth breathers to just try to kill peoples beloved pets.

I predict many unmourned deaths.


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August 03, 2017, 08:18 PM
marksman41
quote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
quote:
Originally posted by marksman41:
Standby, I'm expecting one, or more, of these self-righteous jackasses to try this with a neighbor's (or anyone else's) pet "because it's the right thing to do." I hope I'm wrong in this prediction but time and again Liberals have proven they are no respecters of anything or anyone that doesn't fit their agenda, and that there is no level so low they will not go.

That would lead to a difficult decision. When burying tree-huggers, should they be buried face down or face up?


No burial. Socialists are always claiming they are "green" so leave their bodies out and they can be recycled as green slime that comes out of a vulture's ass.