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The NFL's BRILLIANT New Strategy: Male Cheerleaders!
August 08, 2018, 05:43 AM
Balzé HalzéThe NFL's BRILLIANT New Strategy: Male Cheerleaders!
And I thought it was bad when they added a male model to the Price Is Right.
quote:
Originally posted by Flashlightboy:
Maybe your wife or girlfriend who's at the game with you wants her own eye candy instead of staring at your wrinkly ass. You still have all the others to stare at.
The players are their eye candy.
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August 08, 2018, 07:39 AM
TigerDorequote:
Originally posted by Flashlightboy:
College sports have both and the football programs are not in dire straits with fan rebellion.
Maybe your wife or girlfriend who's at the game with you wants her own eye candy instead of staring at your wrinkly ass. You still have all the others to stare at.
I don't think we are talking male cheerleaders, like college. The article says male dancers. And I doubt this is eye candy to a woman:
August 08, 2018, 07:44 AM
parabellumHell, who doesn't want to look at hairy man-ass?
August 08, 2018, 08:04 AM
lastmanstandingquote:
NHL ice girls are NOT cheerleaders. They pick up dead fish and shovel ice chips in skimpy outfits
I like girls with a work ethic! I bet they can cook too! Or if they'd rather relax and sit around in their skimpy outfits I'd be happy to make them a big beefy brisket sammich!!
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August 08, 2018, 08:29 AM
erj_pilotYeah...TigerDore has it right. I believe what "they" are wanting to put out there is more along the lines of this:
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
Rather than THIS:
All this does is strengthen my resolve and justification that I made the right choice about 6 years ago to NEVER watch the NFL again...
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Elk Hunterquote:
Originally posted by Shaql:
So you guys don't watch college ball either?
Nope!
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August 08, 2018, 08:33 AM
dog44I'm so done with the NFL.
August 08, 2018, 08:34 AM
JALLENHey, hey, hey! How about a NSFW warning on those photos?
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erj_pilotFriggin' t-sips....
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 August 08, 2018, 08:48 AM
darthfusterWill they have to wear tassled pasties? Why do men have nipples anyway?
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier August 08, 2018, 08:51 AM
fpuhanGives a whole new meaning to the term "shrinking fan base."
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darthfusterShrivelling.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier August 08, 2018, 11:24 AM
parabellumGet ready for homoerotic halftime!! Grease 'em up, boys!!
August 09, 2018, 03:55 PM
fiasconvaHey,this could have a positive effect. If there was one of those cheerleaders near you would you kneel for the anthem? *s*
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