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Where do baby ducks come from?

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June 29, 2025, 08:52 AM
powermad
Where do baby ducks come from?
I thought this was a skit for a second.
Hope she's not allergic to cats.

June 29, 2025, 08:54 AM
pace40
Wow.............


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June 29, 2025, 08:58 AM
darthfuster
When a mommy duck and a daddy duck love each other very much….



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June 29, 2025, 09:38 AM
StorminNormin
Wow indeed. She is certifiably crazy.




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June 29, 2025, 10:14 AM
WaterburyBob
If you look really close, you can see the bat shit falling off of her.



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June 29, 2025, 10:41 AM
trapper189
At least she called like she saw it: "Fucking ducks!"
June 29, 2025, 11:10 AM
parabellum
But it's OK when partners Daffy and Donald adopt a duckling, huh? You freak.
June 29, 2025, 12:26 PM
smschulz
I take it she's a Lesbo too?
June 29, 2025, 01:13 PM
powermad
Looks like more hippyfied, or fried.
Better have someone that loves you later in life when you need someone to keep those toenails short and smooth..
June 29, 2025, 01:28 PM
400m
I need a license to fish but she can procreate at will? In theory anyway.
June 29, 2025, 01:35 PM
Patriot
Nice nips though…so that’s that.

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June 29, 2025, 01:35 PM
Schmelby
I hope she hasn't reproduced.
June 29, 2025, 02:03 PM
Skins2881
Can you legally interfere with breeding of migratory birds?



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June 29, 2025, 02:29 PM
powermad
Messing with wildlife can have fines and jail time, in places other than California apparently.

Enclosed with a solid fence and she went over it.
Probably has signs saying not to mess with them.
Will probably have caution signs next, Duck Orgy in progress with stick figures depicting the act.
Sorta like the Caution, illegal crossing signs.
June 29, 2025, 02:43 PM
sigmonkey





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June 29, 2025, 02:56 PM
rat2306
Lake Arrowhead is supposed to be a romantic get-away back to nature destination, right? Karen didn't get the memo.
June 29, 2025, 03:24 PM
nhtagmember
When we run across someone as mentally unhinged as that we should as a society remove them from the general population for their own safety and ours.

Why didn’t anyone from the park just arrest her?
June 29, 2025, 03:30 PM
92fstech
In unhinged crazy lady's defense, ducks do have some weird reproductive characteristics. Warning...NSFW!




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June 29, 2025, 03:47 PM
powermad
Use once and throw away.

June 29, 2025, 05:33 PM
Mars_Attacks
Fuzzy Duck? Ducky Fuzz.


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