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Unhyphenated American
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I came home from the golf course today

The wife had left a note on the refrigerator:

"IT'S NOT WORKING,
I can't take it anymore!
Gone to stay with my mother."

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...

What the hell is she talking about?

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Good one.


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HA! Big Grin



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