This is some shit you expect to read on The Onion.

Racists see racism everywhere...

With the Oppression Olympics in full swing, hoaxers participants are now forced to make up racism; how else are you going to win the Victimology Gold.

She is industrial strength stupid.

However her voting base will believe her and they ALL will be reporting pollen attacks now.

CNN needs to do a story on this about how nature hates black people.

I haven't read this in any of the SC news sites I visit. This is plain stupid - my car was coated in pollen about a week ago, I never even thought it might be a hate crime. I am going to call the police the next time it happens though...

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind . . . "

Seems like we, or at least some jurisdictions, need an intelligence test as preparation for assuming public office!

Or would that be racist, too?

You guys are just arborphilic! It's TREE SP3RMZ for crying out loud!! Fricken gross......

So if I read the story correctly, the pollen mixed with whatever substance the racist(s) sprayed on her's and her husband's cars?

“Again, we are grateful the person or persons did not try to take our lives but the culprits will be identified and prosecuted,” she said. “Love conquers hate and my husband and I refuse to be intimidated by those who perpetrated this act of vandalism which I classify as an act of hatred.”

Ah, that'll be 'The Attack of the Killer Trees', then.

Even if we gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed her vehicle(s) was vandalized, how does she know who did it? It could have been a couple Nigerians.

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Originally posted by dsiets:
Even if we gave her the benefit of the doubt and assumed her vehicle(s) was vandalized, how does she know who did it? It could have been a couple Nigerians.

My vehicle was once vandalized by a couple of Nigerians. They covered it in pollen. This must be their M.O.

White Pine and/or White Oak no doubt.

Nucking Futs