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Monkey News: Dozens of Simians Escape Research Facility, Residents Urged to Secure Homes.

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November 07, 2024, 04:50 PM
wcb6092
Monkey News: Dozens of Simians Escape Research Facility, Residents Urged to Secure Homes.
https://thenationalpulse.com/2...ged-to-secure-homes/

Dozens of monkeys have escaped from a research facility in South Carolina. Authorities claim there is no health risk to the public, but they have warned locals to keep their doors and windows locked.

State officials warned residents in Beaufort County following the escape of over 40 monkeys from a research facility on Wednesday, November 6. The Yemassee Police Department confirmed that 43 rhesus macaque monkeys managed to flee the Alpha Genesis facility. Efforts to capture the animals include the use of traps and thermal imaging cameras.

Police have advised residents to keep doors and windows locked to prevent the primates from entering homes. They urged anyone who spots the animals to contact emergency services and refrain from approaching them. As of Thursday morning, no monkeys had been recaptured.

Alpha Genesis, the facility in question, breeds monkeys and offers nonhuman primate products and research services internationally. According to its website, the company conducts clinical trials related to progressive brain disorders and houses various species.

The company, which also oversees a large colony of rhesus monkeys on nearby Morgan Island, also known as “Monkey Island,” has had previous incidents of escapes.

Prior lab leaks have led to the spread of disease, including the alleged lab leak in Wuhan, China, that is believed to have caused the COVID-19 pandemic.

Initially, both government and media sources claimed the COVID-19 lab leak theory, popularized by Donald Trump, was false. However, earlier this year, even the New York Times published pieces admitting the disease likely originated as a lab leak.


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November 07, 2024, 04:52 PM
flesheatingvirus
Oh, shit. I hope they weren’t infected with rage.

Pure rage.


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November 07, 2024, 04:59 PM
tatortodd
Does Sigmonkey have an alibi? Big Grin



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November 07, 2024, 05:02 PM
kkina




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November 07, 2024, 05:07 PM
sourdough44
Was this foretold in a movie??
November 07, 2024, 05:09 PM
jhe888
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Does Sigmonkey have an alibi? Big Grin


If you offer him a banana, he'll sing like a canary.




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November 07, 2024, 05:09 PM
RogueJSK

November 07, 2024, 05:36 PM
Sig2340
quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
quote:
Originally posted by tatortodd:
Does Sigmonkey have an alibi? Big Grin


If you offer him a banana, he'll sing like a canary.


I’d pay a banana to see that.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 07, 2024, 05:42 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by wcb6092:
Initially, both government and media sources claimed the COVID-19 lab leak theory, popularized by Donald Trump, was false.

Of course they had to throw that little gem in there. Roll Eyes


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November 07, 2024, 05:46 PM
wcb6092
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
quote:
Originally posted by wcb6092:
Initially, both government and media sources claimed the COVID-19 lab leak theory, popularized by Donald Trump, was false.

Of course they had to throw that little gem in there. Roll Eyes



Yeah Trump said it, and it turned out to be true. Our medical experts were the ones who said it was a false statement by President Trump.


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November 07, 2024, 05:57 PM
gearhounds
I hope they didn’t have the ‘bola..





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November 07, 2024, 05:58 PM
pace40
quote:
Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
Oh, shit. I hope they weren’t infected with rage.


quote:
Originally posted by sourdough44:
Was this foretold in a movie??


Ha...watched 28 Days instead of talking heads on election night.


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November 07, 2024, 05:59 PM
wrightd
Better stock up on ammo.




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November 07, 2024, 06:11 PM
12131
So, will monkeypox be on the rise?


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November 07, 2024, 06:20 PM
Sig2340
Covered here.






Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
November 07, 2024, 06:25 PM
Dakor
The article is poorly written. According to the CEO, the monkeys that escaped were young and not in the research lab (never part of a study); rather they were in an outdoor pen owned by the facility. Someone left the door to the pen open and it was follow the leader, monkey-see-monkey-do time.

https://www.npr.org/2024/11/07...outh-carolina-escape

If 43 active research animals (which would cumulatively cost ~ $4.3 million based on my experience) had actually escaped the facility, that would have been criminal negligence or worse. Multiple enclosures, doors and safety measures would have to be defeated for true research animals to escape.
November 07, 2024, 06:45 PM
ulsterman
Not my circus......
November 07, 2024, 07:11 PM
flesheatingvirus
quote:
Originally posted by sourdough44:
Was this foretold in a movie??


I was actually referencing 28 Days Later.


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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
November 07, 2024, 07:24 PM
Voshterkoff
This gorilla marketing for the 28 Years Later movie marketing is out of control, pure monkey business.
November 07, 2024, 07:27 PM
egregore
Enjoying their freedom while it lasts: