....and everyone was feelin' Merry.

So she left.

Then they jumped for Joy.

And she left, too.

And BTW, where did Carol go?

So went to the gas station and pumped Ethyl.

(That’s the way I heard it)
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Originally posted by PHPaul:
And BTW, where did Carol go?

Guy goes to a Christmas party and unbeknownst to him to get in the door you must bring something
Christmas themed for a Dirty Santa gift or you are not allowed in.

He fumbles and mumbles and grumps that he didn't know about that and despite all that they won't let him in.

He's told all you need is something, anything, that suggests Christmas.

Finally, his eyes light up, he reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a sexy pair of red panties.

They're Carols, he proclaims, and gets in.

....... and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation