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Mother's Day, the day mom gets to do whatever mom wants. Father's Day, the day dad gets to do whatever mom wants.  | ||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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Drug Dealer |
As my granny used to say: "Mother's baby; Father's maybe". When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
Tatortodd for the win. Love that second image. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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Had a friend tell me years ago, he always got his Dad a card on Mother's Day & inscribed the same every time: "Thanks Dad, you've been a real mother" <>< America, Land of the Free - because of the Brave | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
My two little boys, along with their mother cooked up a nice breakfast sandwich; fried egg, cheese and porkroll on a toasted Kaiser roll along with fruit salad and coffee and served to me in bed at 8:30 am. We started this tradition when we started having kids that I’d cook her breakfast in bed on Mother’s Day and vice versa for Father’s Day. My boys were very proud of their breakfast and their homemade Father’s Day cards. Love it! | |||
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