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Can any medical professionals ID this rash

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August 30, 2020, 02:46 PM
10X-Shooter
Can any medical professionals ID this rash
I know the jokes are forthcoming but I thought some9ne here might know what this is. Itchy white bums and in the crease of the arm. Just occurred today. Haven’t tried on any new clothes, no plant contact, no new meds.

August 30, 2020, 02:49 PM
12131
Miliara Crystallina


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August 30, 2020, 02:50 PM
LS1 GTO
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Originally posted by 12131:
Miliara Crystallina


Crystallized Malaria? Eek






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August 30, 2020, 02:51 PM
12131
Just a form of heat rash.


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August 30, 2020, 02:54 PM
12131
Oh btw, see a real doctor, please. I'm just a quack. Big Grin


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August 30, 2020, 02:58 PM
lyman
is that also known as The Cooties?



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August 30, 2020, 03:22 PM
grumpy1
Spider eggs?
August 30, 2020, 03:25 PM
RogueJSK
Dermatological Coronavirus.

Should have worn your arm mask.
August 30, 2020, 04:11 PM
bendable
Have you worn a swim suit while driving a tractor ?





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August 30, 2020, 04:13 PM
rburg
Been to bed with any women of questionable morals?


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August 30, 2020, 04:23 PM
RogueJSK
Has the rash remained erect for more than 4 hours?
August 30, 2020, 04:30 PM
frayedends
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Originally posted by bendable:
Have you worn a swim suit while driving a tractor ?


I don't think that's a gonorrhea rash.




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August 30, 2020, 04:31 PM
Woodman
There are over 200 dermatological antibiotic ointments, creams, and salves. Find an old dermatologist if it does not go away within 7-10 days.
August 30, 2020, 04:33 PM
46and2
Have you been around any pregnant cats in the last 30days?
August 30, 2020, 09:30 PM
SigSentry
Not a professional but looks like acanthosis nigricans but the rapid onset probably rules that out.
August 30, 2020, 09:49 PM
tatortodd
Have you handled any armadillos lately?



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August 30, 2020, 09:57 PM
BlackTalonJHP
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Itchy white bums


That's why I switched to Cottonelle man
August 30, 2020, 10:03 PM
lizardman_u
have you been around chickens? This looks like when I got mites from chickens.....I got a mite spray for pet birds and sprayed my body and any bedding that I couldn't wash.


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August 30, 2020, 10:03 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by SigSentry:
Not a professional but looks like acanthosis nigricans but the rapid onset probably rules that out.

I'd say, that "acanthosis nigricans" (the darkened area in the crease) is a separate entity and has nothing to do with the Miliara (the white bumps). My understanding is that only the white bumps are new.


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August 30, 2020, 10:29 PM
10X-Shooter
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Originally posted by 12131:
Oh btw, see a real doctor, please. I'm just a quack. Big Grin

Thank you! And it appears you ere dead on. It went away within a few hours. It was the wifey’s bump. She was worried to bring anything to work with her and for once I didn’t have a good answer for her. Now I’m going to sit back and enjoy the rest of the comments. I missed an opportunity to have a good practical joke and tell her the only known cure was to pee on her arm (ala a Friends episode with jellyfish sting cures).


OMG, I’m dying reading the replies!!! Thank you ALL.