What's the easiest way to tell the difference between a Male chromosome and a Female chromosome?
Pull down their genes.
------------------------------ Never fully gruntled.
December 19, 2022, 05:55 PM
WaterburyBob
What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
How did the blonde die ice fishing? She was hit by the zamboni.
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
December 19, 2022, 06:05 PM
radioman
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by LS1 GTO: Brian Wilson was going to go surfing but, he had to wait for the Tide
Hmm, someone explain this one to me.
Yeah, it like trying to solve one of Q's Karma riddles.
See Brian Wilson didn't know how to surf, despite all the songs he sang/wrote about surfing. On the other hand Dennis Wilson knew how to surf, but he sadly drowned.
oh well, enough drift....
....... I mean thread drift.....
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December 19, 2022, 06:06 PM
radioman
why it is dangerous to mow the grass?
Because of the blades.
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December 19, 2022, 07:47 PM
berto
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
December 19, 2022, 08:59 PM
Tuckerrnr1
Two missionaries are captured by the cannibalistic natives and tossed in a huge pot. One of the missionaries starts giggling and the other asks "How can you laugh at a time like this?" The other responds "I just peed in their soup!"
_____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
December 19, 2022, 09:12 PM
ASKSmith
Know how to catch a polar bear?
Get a can of peas, and cut a hole in the ice. Make a trail of peas to the ice hole, and when the bear bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
Drunk guy calls AAA. "Hi, I'm Bob, I'm an alcoholic".
"Sir, you do know this is AAA, not AA, right?"
"Yes sir. I was calling to tell you my car is in the river".
----------------- I apologize now...
December 20, 2022, 11:22 AM
GWbiker
Two Jews walked into a bar......
Oh wait, wrong joke thread.
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
December 20, 2022, 11:24 AM
Mars_Attacks
What do you call Bo Derek's bones?
A skeleTEN
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Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick.
December 20, 2022, 01:25 PM
Flash-LB
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
10
One to hold the lightbulb and 9 to drink until the room spins.
December 22, 2022, 08:56 AM
TMats
I think this is kinda fun. CSP officers in a bad joke showdown
_______________________________________________________ despite them
December 22, 2022, 09:06 AM
Flash-LB
I was at the grocery store today, and an elderly woman was ahead of me in line. Her food bill came to slightly more than $200.00, but her card was declined...so you guys already know what I did
.... Yes, pay it forward. It is the holidays, and The Man above will truly bless me for this. It was a lot of groceries and a lot of work, but I helped her put everything back...
December 22, 2022, 04:39 PM
OKCGene
What did Noah say as he was loading the Ark?
"Now I herd everything” .
December 22, 2022, 04:52 PM
jaaron11
In my opinion, a broken drum is the best Christmas gift.
You can't beat it.
How does the hippie polygamist count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...
J
Rak Chazak Amats
December 23, 2022, 12:27 PM
vthoky
I read yesterday that the inventor of autocorrect died this week.
The funnel will be held tomato.
God bless America.
December 23, 2022, 01:07 PM
WaterburyBob
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
"If Gun Control worked, Chicago would look like Mayberry, not Thunderdome" - Cam Edwards
December 23, 2022, 03:47 PM
GWbiker
A young blonde was asked why she didn't make any payments on the new refrigerator she had bought on credit.
She replied that the salesman who sold her the refrigerator told her it was a new improved model that "would pay for itself".
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
December 23, 2022, 04:58 PM
Eponym
What's green and smells like red paint? A: Green paint.
December 24, 2022, 08:10 AM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker: Two Jews walked into a bar......