PLEASE, make me laugh.

May 06, 2018, 08:50 PM

0-0

I need some serious cheering up.

As I started saying a few threads back, family situation is terrible and stressing my marriage. We want to help kin that is worthless and it even got worse.
I've glimpsed now at then at the memes thread...

Please, make me laugh.

"OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20

John

The key to enforcement is to punish the violator, not an inanimate object. The punishment of inanimate objects for the commission of a crime or carelessness is an affront to stupidity.

_{Fear God and Dread Nought
Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher}

"Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am."

looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP!

www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"

Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown

Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys

343 - Never Forget

Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat

There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.

May 06, 2018, 10:12 PM

Bisleyblackhawk

You and your family are in my thoughts and prayers...

Monty Python is always good for a smile and a laugh

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Link to original video: https://youtu.be/sZa26_esLBE

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"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches
Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
Jimmy Buffet

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!}

www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"

May 06, 2018, 10:48 PM

0-0

Thank's guys.

Re: Monty Python's FC, I love them. Recently replaced my regular ringtone with "Sit on my face" to cheer me up. Kind of a solitary private joke since no one down here will listen or pay attention to the lyrics. Couldn't locate my mp3 copy of Always look at the bright side of life or the lumberjack's song. Also my favorites

0-0

"OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20

May 06, 2018, 10:51 PM

mr kablammo

Bawdy, maybe even naughty humor, but I laughed till I cried...

https://me.me/i/angry-woman-cu...t-making-eye-8354451

More seriously, a tribute broadcast to the paraguayan guitarist... Agustin Mangore (sp).

https://beta.prx.org/stories/242313

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.

May 06, 2018, 10:54 PM

Rightwire

quote:
Originally posted by 0-0:
Thank's guys.

Re: Monty Python's FC, I love them. Recently replaced my regular ringtone with "Sit on my face" to cheer me up. Kind of a solitary private joke since no one down here will listen or pay attention to the lyrics. Couldn't locate my mp3 copy of Always look at the bright side of things or the lumberjack's song. Also my favorites

0-0

We have your back....

"Now go away or we shall taunt you a second timeee'"

"Ninja kick the damn rabbit"

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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18