Amendments to the waiver should go out soon...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/...kitten-fur/99246932/

New cologne smells like kitten fur



If the cat hair on your sweater isn’t doing it for you, a fragrance company just released a kitten scent.

Yes, while sharing Instagrams of your favorite feline, mining the web for organic cat nip or streaming an episode of Keeping Up with the Kattarshians, you can smell like a kitty.

Demeter Fragrance Library, based in New York, came up with the purrfect perfume.

“After 15 years of effort, Demeter has captured the olfactory essence of the warmth and comfort of that purrfect spot, just behind a kitten's neck,” the company says on its website.

Kitten Fur is available in sprays, oil (roll-on and diffuser), body lotion, shower gel, atmosphere spray and diffuser oil. Price ranges from a $3 for a .10-ounce sampler to $39.50 for a 4-ounce cologne spray. Kitten not included.

Facebook users are speculating what the product actually smells like. Michelle Bowman imagines “top notes are a combination of litter dust and cat spit.” Aime Cherie Parrett said if Kitten Fur smells like her kitten, it’s “a mix between newborn baby, a freshly baked loaf of bread and the scent of home.”

But, Angelique Ryan asked the question dog lovers all want to know: “Is puppy breath next?”

We can only hope.

Sorry bro, but gotta stay with the classics ...

None of the snowflake stuff here.

^^^

Ode de Hoppes

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Originally posted by SIGnified:
Sorry bro, but gotta stay with the classics ...

Maybe you can get a waiver to that section of the waiver...

I put 500 rounds through a new M11-A1 the other day. When I came back inside, my wife said "Wow you smell good, I love the smell of gun smoke."

I kind of figured SigForum cologne would be gun smoke flavored. I will just have to shoot more often, I guess.

I'm allergic to it...

She loves the smell of gun smoke?
That's a keeper!

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Originally posted by phydough:
I put 500 rounds through a new M11-A1 the other day. When I came back inside, my wife said "Wow you smell good, I love the smell of gun smoke."

I kind of figured SigForum cologne would be gun smoke flavored. I will just have to shoot more often, I guess.

Guess that means you will just have to shoot your pants off.

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A man that wears "Kitten Fur" cologne would be shot by his own 10mm.