There are some music schools where that would actually work, as long as the pig had money. Trust me.

If the pig doesn't get in I don't want to hear any whining.

Juilliard always makes me think of this...

A long time ago, my brother worked as a bartender at Dazzle’s - Columbus Ave @ ~68th. The Juilliard ballarinas would come in occasionally. No pigs there. Your’s will need to be flexible. Or kosher.

A TV reporter heard a fantastic story of a pig that saved a family from a house fire and decided to do an interview with the family. When she arrived at the burned out farm house she met the family and started her interview. At the end she asked the family about the hero pig. The whole family pointed to a pen with a three legged pig barely hobbling around...

"Oh, that's so sad!" said the reporter holding back the tears..."did that poor pig loose his leg saving you, your wife and children from the blazing inferno of the house fire?"...

"Nope", said the farmer..."that pig fought his way through the fire and falling debris to where my wife and 5 children lay unconscious from the smoke and dragged them from that burning house."..."when you have a pig that is that special, you just don't eat him all at once".

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:

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Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
Just teach him to say "bahh ramm ewe". He'll be a hero.

That'll do pig. That'll do...

I what both of y’all did there.......