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Help needed in getting a pig into Juilliard.
April 03, 2018, 06:03 PM
senza nomeHelp needed in getting a pig into Juilliard.
I need some help in getting real social justice:
- I need someone with access to a young pig,
- I need to raise enough to cover admission fees to Juillard
- I need to start a social movement to coerce Juillard to admit said pig on a complete scholarship.
Telling a piglet "Never Attempt To Teach a Pig To Sing; It Wastes Your Time and Annoys the Pig" is just cruel!
April 03, 2018, 06:08 PM
parabellum
April 03, 2018, 06:09 PM
Il CattivoYou're going to need a vocal pig. And it would be even better if you started by trying to get the pig financial aid through whoever provides scholarships to attend Juliard.
April 03, 2018, 06:09 PM
parabellum
April 03, 2018, 06:15 PM
senza nomequote:
Originally posted by Il Cattivo:
You're going to need a vocal pig. And it would be even better if you started by trying to get the pig financial aid through whoever provides scholarships to attend Juliard.
This pig is handicapped!
April 03, 2018, 06:20 PM
Archie TeuthisMy daughter has a few pasture raised organic fed Berkshire Hogs.
Very tasty, not sure of musical aptitude.
Less is more.
April 03, 2018, 06:22 PM
RHINOWSOI mean there isn't a species block on the application!
Home school the pig and submit an application!
April 03, 2018, 06:26 PM
senza nomequote:
Originally posted by Archie Teuthis:
My daughter raises a few pasture raised organic fed Berkshire Hogs.
Very tasty, not sure of musical aptitude.
Cool!
Could you spec a decent pig pen? Juillard's would have to cover housing on a full scholarship. Hell, it could room with the rest of the students -- doing otherwise would be discriminatory and bad for Nugent's self esteem.
April 03, 2018, 06:30 PM
senza nomequote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO:
I mean there isn't a species block on the application!
Home school the pig and submit an application!
Home schooling is too much work - we'll take the L Frank Baum way out - "I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma." (Maybe we can get one of the bird brothers to gin up a decent (
or otherwise) diploma for Nugent.)
(You do remember Nugent, Mrs. Pumphrey's pig - All Creatures Great and Small).
April 03, 2018, 06:34 PM
ChicagoSigManI can help you get him into the cafeteria at Julliard if that counts....
April 03, 2018, 06:35 PM
two-two-niner-romeoJust teach him to say "bahh ramm ewe". He'll be a hero.
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April 03, 2018, 06:36 PM
PorterN
If Hei Hei the chicken went to Julliard, Why cant a pig?
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April 03, 2018, 06:37 PM
senza nomequote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
I can help you get him into the cafeteria at Julliard if that counts....
Cruel! Cruel! We demand this be censored!
April 03, 2018, 06:48 PM
Fenrisquote:
Originally posted by senza nome:
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
I can help you get him into the cafeteria at Julliard if that counts....
Cruel! Cruel! We demand this be censored!
I'm feeling triggered. And hungry. Hmmm. BLT sounds good.
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April 03, 2018, 07:00 PM
BB61I know some Julliard grads (took piano from one even). That being said, can’t help you.
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April 03, 2018, 07:05 PM
senza nomequote:
Originally posted by BB61:
I know some Julliard grads (took piano from one even). That being said, can’t help you.
Can Nugent use them as references? Please, please with poo on it!
April 03, 2018, 07:30 PM
mr kablammoquote:
Originally posted by senza nome:
quote:
Originally posted by Il Cattivo:
You're going to need a vocal pig. And it would be even better if you started by trying to get the pig financial aid through whoever provides scholarships to attend Juliard.
This pig is handicapped!
Why does that pig have a wooden leg?
I suggest hiring a spider to write 'some pig' with her webbing.
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April 03, 2018, 07:31 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
Just teach him to say "bahh ramm ewe". He'll be a hero.
That'll do pig. That'll do...
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JimineerTeach that pig to fly and you’ll really have something. Or, is that monkeys???