TALLAHASSEE, FL — The political landscape was rocked to its core today, with reverberations sure to be felt for several years, as Governor Ron DeSantis was kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too many things.

The move was announced after careful deliberation by the Republican National Committee in coordination with top GOP leaders at all levels of government, with decision-makers citing DeSantis's ongoing tendency to get things done as evidence he does not belong with the party.

"We don't know what his deal is," said one Republican insider. "Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note. Governor DeSantis continues to flagrantly disregard this core value by actually doing things. It's just totally unacceptable and unbecoming of anyone claiming to be a Republican."



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Oh lord, you know this is the bee right?

And the Bee exceeds itself on April 1st!

bawhahahahaha......

besides the anti-1st amendment crap he pulled, he's doing a great job

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"Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note. Governor DeSantis continues to flagrantly disregard this core value by actually doing things. It's just totally unacceptable and unbecoming of anyone claiming to be a Republican."

Definitely a RINO.

We all know that April 1st is a day to take a long nap, or wander off into the woods without cell service, right?

Or you can just have fun with it.

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Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Oh lord, you know this is the bee right?

About goddamned time. Hard to act like they can't get anything done and need more money when there's one asshole getting things done.

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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
About goddamned time. Hard to act like they can't get anything done and need more money when there's one asshole getting things done.

Uhhhh...look at today's date

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"Everyone can plainly see that one of the most fundamental tenets of the Republican Party is the stubborn refusal to accomplish anything of note..."

Still, a little too close to home.

Happy 'Babylon Bee' Day!

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Originally posted by nhracecraft:
Happy 'Babylon Bee' Day!

In line with other unexpected happenings, Blade HQ has released the new and exclusive Benchmade Airout today. I know some of us don't care for Benchmade's politics but what makes this one really cool is that it's "legal in all 50 states, airports, courtrooms, and more" and that its blade "consists of 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen." Even better, it's priced under $200. At that, it's a steal!

https://www.bladehq.com/item--...ut-Flytanium--199035

What I heard is this is a conspiracy headed by Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney and some deep state actors. After Trump succeeded in getting the US oil independant in a couple years, something a whole federal department couldn't do in over 50 years, the swamp said no more just getting things done and making them all look incompetent. Most important there's less kickback money in getting stuff done vs. dragging them out for decades. So, to preserve the swamp culture, future President DeSantis had to be kicked out of the party.

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Originally posted by RichardC:
DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party

I bet one million dollars, that by this time tomorrow, he'll be right back in.

This is the dumbest day on the planet. I intentionally try to stay off of 99% of the internet, and now it's probably 100%.