Nobody is going to confuse my wife with a victim of domestic servitude. lol

Grone.

I guess that the sight of me up a ladder a couple of weeks ago, clearing out the gutters, would have sent the ARU around to our house in a chopper. Y'see, Mrs tac was standing at the bottom of the ladder with a kind of a hook-y thing [that I used to try and clear out the crap], and it could well be construed that she was threatening me with violence if I tried to come down...