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October 26, 2018, 08:44 PM
Pipe Smoker
Two jokes
Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click “I agree”.

There’s a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact the the average house cannot jump.


Serious about crackers.
October 26, 2018, 08:53 PM
Jimbo54
Short but sweet. My favorite kind of jokes. Smile

Jim


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October 27, 2018, 12:58 AM
egregore
quote:
Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement.

It even has a woman's name - EULA.