Attending her First Wedding, A little girl whispered to her mother ,"WHY is the bride dressed in all white?"
"Because white symbolizes happiness and today is the happiest day of her life" her Mother replied.
The Little Girl Thought for A moment, Then Asked ,"So why is the Groom Wearing black?"

Cause he's doomed!

He is already dressed for his funeral.

Wedding attire. Yet another racist micro aggression.