Not sure if I should send in the money And Mr Wray should improve him grammar skills.

Federal Government Office

Hello I am Mr. Christopher Wray the FBI Director Your Package Delivery Was Approved Since The Beginning Of This Year, We (FBI) Has Instructed You Before To Contact The FBI specail agent Mr. Dennis Mark the Delivery Officer For your Delivery Without knowing You Didn't Contact him, I Was Surprised When I received a call From your Delivery Officer Saying That You Haven't Reached Them For The Delivery. You Have To Contact Mr. Dennis Mark Now For The Delivery Don't Delay Because That Package Of Yours Has Over Stayed In our Custody, Contact your Delivery Officer Now With Your Full Address For The Delivery The Only Fee you are to pay is $355.00 Only for the anti terrorist clearance certificate to guide and show that your fund is no way related to fraud or drug money,
And you are meant to report back quickly with the fee for the needed certificate(anti terrorist clearance certificate) which is only $355,

CONTACT YOUR FBI DELIVERY AGENT: Mr. Dennis Mark
EMAIL ADDRESS;(dennismark157@gmail.com)
DIRECT TEL:+1 509 257 8669

WE AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY
Note: Disregard Any Email You Get From Any Impostors Or Offices Claiming To Be In Possession Of Your Consignment Box, You Are Hereby Advice Only To Be In
Contact With Mr. Dennis Mark.

Mr. Dennis Mark
FBI Special Agent

I can't imagine anyone being clueless enough to bite on that.

True but how many senior citizens who might not have all their facilities might?

You should reach out to your local FBI field office, a lot of people junk those and the bureau doesn't always know right away.

FBI using gmail now, smart!

I hope that my check for $355.00, drawn on the Nigerian National Bank and Trust, doesn't bounce.

I would not want to get into trouble with the FBI.

Look at the condition of our Nation. There are plenty of compliant idiots that would bite on this.

This reminds me of all the hoax emails I've been getting lately. Who would fall for this crap. Apparently some do or they wouldn't be trying so hard!

Mr. Dennis Mark the FBI Special Agent seems like a kind agent, he Wants to make sure you don’t fall for imposters.
When you send him the check, tip him good.

Its a shame you cant give Dennys info to those folks who call you about your car warranty expiring. Or the folks that want to help you resolve your student loan debt. I bet they can all help each other out!

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FBI using gmail now, smart!

G-men use Gmail.

You better send the money, it looks like the FBI is running out of periods.

The car warranty scam wasn't working...

I believe your the “Mark” in this transaction.

To be totally transparent, this email was in my Gmail junk folder. I always review my junk mail because I am waiting for an email (someday) from Helm Watches and I am worried it may end up in "Junk". This was my first from the FBI so I had to read it for laughs .

thats funny - I got a phone call from the FBI today telling me there was a warrant for my arrest

I asked where I should go to turn myself in...

I had Special Secret Agent Alex from the Social Security’s Problem Department tell me he’d put me behind the bar if I didn’t cooperate. Gave my SS# of 867-5309 and told him I preferred to be called Jenny. I quizzed him where he got my number and if he was looking for a good time.

He never quite got it...but he ended up cussing me out and said he was coming to my house to F me up...then he asked for my address...

It would be tempting to buy some checks with false banking account info. A-hole deposit the checks and gets a bounced check fee

The sad part about it is that if people didn’t fall for it, you wouldn’t have got it.

I kind of like the fake check idea....