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| I believe in the principle of Due Process  |
* What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it? * If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent,” the S or the C? * Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned? * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V? * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to work. * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty. * The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims." * Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win. * 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. * Your future self is watching you right now through memories. * The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead. * If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When," you get the answer to each of them. * Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it. * If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before. * If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day." (It does fall on a Tuesday.) Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | ||
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“Wynn” still works.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wynn --------------------- LGBFJB "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken | |||
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It feels like Steven Wright just posted on this thread. | |||
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is circumspective |
If water is clear, why does an object appear darker when it absorbs water? If you dig a hole then fill it half in, isn't it still a whole hole? "We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." | |||
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Now in Florida |
Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? | |||
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Normality Contraindicated |
If you’ve got 24 odds and ends on the table and 23 of them fall off, what’ve you got? And odd or an end? - George Carlin ------------------------------------------------------ Though we choose between reality and madness It's either sadness or euphoria | |||
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Political Cynic |
if Teflon is non-stick, how do they get it to stay in the pan? [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
In French it is pronounced "double veh". Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
An odd. Because there is one on the table and one is an odd number. Conversely looking at the 23 that fell you have an odd because 23 is an odd number. Odd, isn't it? Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
I put my eaders on my dog's nose, and he walked around looking at stuff very close up, and with great interest. It sure seemed like they improved his near vision. | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
What you see is the light reflected off of the object, not the object itself. An item being wet reduces the reflected/refracted light as more of it is absorbed.
No, it is a pit 'till you dig far enough to see a lot of fish or a small Chinese dude looking back at you from his factory floor.
Because you need a permit and a license. If you kept driving down the driveway, eventually you'd run into a house. 
Thermal expansion and a molecular bonding agent.
Yeah, but that would be the end.
You could take him to an animal optometrist. They can check and see if a lens replacement surgery is needed. Then you'll have to monitor his eye pressure every six weeks or so. (didn't see that coming) So... How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck didn't give a | |||
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32nd degree |
"do blah vay " ___________________  "the world doesn't end til yer dead, 'til then there's more beatin's in store, stand it like a man, and give some back" Al Swearengen | |||
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It falls on a Wednesday. | |||
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We'd probably be better off if we kept that in mind. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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| I believe in the principle of Due Process |
Sounds like someone forgot about Leap Year or something. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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Kinky. ____________________ Blessed be the Lord, my Rock | |||
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| Never miss an opportunity to STFU |
My cousin in Athens says his 535 is a Bee Emm Vey. Never be more than one step away from your sword-Old Greek Wisdom | |||
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If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left, right? Olives have a pit when the pit has been removed. | |||
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands. - George Carlin ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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Odd AND PRIME! | |||
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