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How to get arrested PDQ
May 04, 2017, 12:02 PM
ulstermanHow to get arrested PDQ
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Originally posted by justjoe:
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Originally posted by Kevbo:
What's with the fascination with the annoying horns?
Someone needs to beat their asses for those things alone
They are intended to be so annoying and provoking that you throw a punch.
Works for me.
How about I stick that horn up your ass so you quack like Donald Duck when you talk?
May 04, 2017, 12:07 PM
SBrooksquote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
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Originally posted by Kevbo:
What's with the fascination with the annoying horns?
Someone needs to beat their asses for those things alone
They are intended to be so annoying and provoking that you throw a punch.
Works for me.
Yeah - I was ready to really hurt someone, just watching the video. eventually just turned the sound off; I couldn't take it anymore.
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May 04, 2017, 12:12 PM
parabellumIf their puerile technique with the horns makes you mad just watching the video, how would you handle it in person? They're trying to get you to do something stupid.
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May 04, 2017, 12:13 PM
Scoutmasterquote:
Originally posted by SBrooks:....Yeah - I was ready to really hurt someone, just watching the video. eventually just turned the sound off; I couldn't take it anymore.
Maybe you and I should take a ten minute break from this thread before we go nuts. Maybe it stings a bit because we can see the virus growing.
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Scoutmasterquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
If their puerile technique with the horns makes you mad just watching the video, how would you handle it in person? They're trying to get you to do something stupid.
You are correct.
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 May 04, 2017, 12:15 PM
ulstermanquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
If their puerile technique with the horns makes you mad just watching the video, how would you handle it in person? They're trying to get you to do something stupid.
Wait until they are standing directly in front of the police car and turn on the siren.
May 04, 2017, 12:16 PM
Orgussquote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
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Originally posted by Kevbo:
What's with the fascination with the annoying horns?
Someone needs to beat their asses for those things alone
They are intended to be so annoying and provoking that you throw a punch.
Works for me.
Shit, even if I supported their position and was there with them, I'd be pissed that they were using the horns and would have told them to put it away or get it shoved up their ass.
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HRKquote:
Originally posted by bendable:
its official , we need to build a 24,000 seat stadium for the purpose of bringing together people who just want to fight other people , for what ever reason.
just litter the 200 foot by two hundred foot field with 5 irons, bats and wine bottles and let 60 people at a time go the hell at it.
no pads , nut cups,body armor or helmets , just t-shirts and shorts.
bring your own first aid kit, on wednesday mornings , maybe put a farmers market in the parking lot, and some roach coachs, face painting and balloons.
Ohh yeah Fight Club(s) I like it, bring back the days of gladiators and the Colosseum of the empire of Rome!
NFL would collapse with a real honest to god mano a mano competition on the field of battle!
Loser has a air horn shove up his arse...
May 04, 2017, 01:12 PM
Ryanp225quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
If their puerile technique with the horns makes you mad just watching the video, how would you handle it in person? They're trying to get you to do something stupid.
That's why one must be a real sneaky bastard when engaging in the time honored tradition of hippie beating.
May 04, 2017, 01:15 PM
darthfusterquote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:
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Originally posted by darthfuster:
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Originally posted by ulsterman:
Also used "Fam", "I got you Fam".
Kinda twit that's liable to piss off the judge.
Why do they wear camo?
Because with their hands cuffed they can't cover their eyes while screaming, 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!'
Was in the process of arresting a guy for public intox. He held his finger in front of this face and said "You can't see me".
Ha! Classic
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier May 04, 2017, 01:15 PM
RightwireSeems like a portable air compressor and a train horn would be a fitting response.
Bring enough horn
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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. May 04, 2017, 02:50 PM
Scoutmasterquote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:...Wait until they are standing directly in front of the police car and turn on the siren.
I would love to watch that.
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 May 04, 2017, 02:56 PM
KevboTruthfully, I just wouldn't be there. Living in the DC area I have plenty of opportunities to insert myself into these kind of shenanigans and I avoid them all
I understand they are trying to be annoying. What I don't get is how they don't annoy the shit out of each other. Maybe that's as much a sign of how fucked in the head these people are beyond their obvious behaviors
Beyond that, I am down with the bring enough horn philosophy. I can get my hands on an old air horn
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Originally posted by parabellum:
If their puerile technique with the horns makes you mad just watching the video, how would you handle it in person? They're trying to get you to do something stupid.
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May 04, 2017, 02:57 PM
220-9erquote:
Originally posted by bendable:
its official , we need to build a 24,000 seat stadium for the purpose of bringing together people who just want to fight other people , for what ever reason.
just litter the 200 foot by two hundred foot field with 5 irons, bats and wine bottles and let 60 people at a time go the hell at it.
no pads , nut cups,body armor or helmets , just t-shirts and shorts.
bring your own first aid kit, on wednesday mornings , maybe put a farmers market in the parking lot, and some roach coachs, face painting and balloons.
I think the Romans tried something like that except the Colosseum was a lot bigger.
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May 04, 2017, 03:13 PM
clubleaf206quote:
Originally posted by Kevbo:
What's with the fascination with the annoying horns?
Someone needs to beat their asses for those things alone
I wondered the same thing, first thing that came to my mind was "Hey, I think we're all Bozos on this bus."
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May 04, 2017, 05:52 PM
RightwireI'm curious, if these "antifa" people are so committed to their cause, why are they always wearing masks, and sunglasses to hide their identities?
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343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
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RHINOWSOquote:
Originally posted by HRK:
Ohh yeah Fight Club(s) I like it, bring back the days of gladiators and the Colosseum of the empire of Rome!
NFL would collapse with a real honest to god mano a mano competition on the field of battle!
Loser has a air horn shove up his arse...
You obviously forgot the first rule.
May 04, 2017, 09:32 PM
2012BOSS302quote:
not touching you, not touching you
They sound like elementary school children, which is about as far as they have matured - fitting most of them still live at home.
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Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
I'm curious, if these "antifa" people are so committed to their cause, why are they always wearing masks, and sunglasses to hide their identities?
I often wonder that... If they are on the side of what is good/right, then they should be proud to show their faces, right?
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