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May 04, 2017, 08:41 AM
parabellum
How to get arrested PDQ
In the words of his articulate friend- "Dude!! Fuuuuuck, dude!!"

Gosh, how touching. Truer words were never spoken...dude. Kinda gets you right where you live, doesn't it?

Adios, asshole



Bonus clip! "Equality at its finest" Big Grin

May 04, 2017, 08:47 AM
tatortodd
Hope the assault violates his probation and he gets to spend sometime whining about his "rights" as a prison bitch.

On a funny note, the #4 and #6 ranked antifa definition on urbandictionary are spot on:
quote:
#4 Anti-capitalistic, anti-personal freedom (unless you agree with them) anti-spiritual, anti-point. Harbors a social superiority with lack of civility or natural intelligence. These dim bulbs (at best) can be characterized by, greasy hair, basement dwellings and being totally devoid of any style or attraction. Usually spotted lurking at night in large groups of marauding retards of like mind (or lack thereof) near a large University or College, anywhere they can find safety in shear numbers (because their pussy's) but has been known to venture out in the daylight to antagonize, mace women, light garbage cans and cop cars on fire at DJT rallies for money.

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#6 In the United States, antifa stands for anti-First Amendment. While many claim that the group is anti-fascist, their actions have focused on shouting down and in some cases physically attacking those who oppose Progressive big government.




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May 04, 2017, 08:47 AM
ulsterman
Also used "Fam", "I got you Fam".

Kinda twit that's liable to piss off the judge.

Why do they wear camo?
May 04, 2017, 08:54 AM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:
Also used "Fam", "I got you Fam".

Kinda twit that's liable to piss off the judge.

Why do they wear camo?


Because with their hands cuffed they can't cover their eyes while screaming, 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!'



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
May 04, 2017, 08:56 AM
Ryanp225
Less talk and more hickory.
May 04, 2017, 09:04 AM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by darthfuster:
quote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:
Also used "Fam", "I got you Fam".

Kinda twit that's liable to piss off the judge.

Why do they wear camo?


Because with their hands cuffed they can't cover their eyes while screaming, 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!'


Was in the process of arresting a guy for public intox. He held his finger in front of this face and said "You can't see me".
May 04, 2017, 09:05 AM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
Less talk and more hickory.


Hickory shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.
May 04, 2017, 09:12 AM
9x18
quote:
Less talk and more hickory.

Fire hoses. Cold water applied liberally and equally.
Such silliness.
May 04, 2017, 09:16 AM
parabellum
LEMMEE WORK THE FIREHOSE!! Big Grin


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May 04, 2017, 09:37 AM
justjoe
These two "anarchists" went through an upscale neighborhood in Philly and vandalized the "fancy" cars as well as the homes themeselves.

Here's the story:

"Patricia Monahan, 28, of Philadelphia, and Geoffrey Suchocki, 45, of Doylestown, Pa., were arrested and charged in connection with vandalism targeting gentrification in Philadelphiaâ™s thriving Kensington neighborhood Monday night. This after a group of so-called âanarchistsâ attacked the high-end cars and the recently remodeled or built homes, smashing windows and spray-painting symbols. Both had masks and spray paint in their possession, police say.

http://www.pennlive.com/daily-...sed_of_vandaliz.html

If you click the link you get to see the photos of these two filled-with-resentment losers.

I think as summer approaches there will be more and more such hit-and-run attacks from the anarchists and Antifa, targeting people as well as property.


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May 04, 2017, 09:40 AM
RogB
Khrushchev was right

“We can’t expect the American people to jump from capitalism to communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have communism.

“We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.”

The frog finally knows, but it's too late. Nice warm water not so nice no more


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May 04, 2017, 10:13 AM
whanson_wi
He'd have a brown shirt and a Sam Brown belt, but can't afford them. His mom cut his allowance because he won't clean his room in the basement.


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May 04, 2017, 10:39 AM
Kevbo
What's with the fascination with the annoying horns?

Someone needs to beat their asses for those things alone


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May 04, 2017, 10:53 AM
220-9er
This is what happens when parents can't or won't spank their children and they grow older and live in their parents basement.
I hope they pay those cops well (I doubt that). No way I could show that much restraint.


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May 04, 2017, 11:06 AM
MRMATT
quote:
Originally posted by 9x18:
quote:
Less talk and more hickory.

Fire hoses. Cold water applied liberally and equally.
Such silliness.


Don't forget the GSDs.


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May 04, 2017, 11:07 AM
Ryanp225
I would be in sooooo much trouble if I were there. I haven't the self control to not cripple one or more of these idiots.
May 04, 2017, 11:14 AM
midwest guy
LOL, waiting for ZZ Top to show up and cuff em!
May 04, 2017, 11:32 AM
justjoe
quote:
Originally posted by Kevbo:
What's with the fascination with the annoying horns?

Someone needs to beat their asses for those things alone


They are intended to be so annoying and provoking that you throw a punch.

Works for me.


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May 04, 2017, 11:55 AM
Ryanp225
quote:
Originally posted by justjoe:
quote:
Originally posted by Kevbo:
What's with the fascination with the annoying horns?

Someone needs to beat their asses for those things alone


They are intended to be so annoying and provoking that you throw a punch.

Works for me.

Yup. Ask and you shall receive.
May 04, 2017, 12:01 PM
bendable
its official , we need to build a 24,000 seat stadium for the purpose of bringing together people who just want to fight other people , for what ever reason.

just litter the 200 foot by two hundred foot field with 5 irons, bats and wine bottles and let 60 people at a time go the hell at it.

no pads , nut cups,body armor or helmets , just t-shirts and shorts.


bring your own first aid kit, on wednesday mornings , maybe put a farmers market in the parking lot, and some roach coachs, face painting and balloons.





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Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first