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Strippers and today's economy question
December 22, 2024, 11:02 PM
YooperSigsStrippers and today's economy question
My last visit to such an establishment was years ago in Florida. One of the "dancers" bore an almost identical resemblance to legendary 1950s pin up girl Bettie Page. I began to put quite a few dollar bills in her G-string and this motivated her to join me after her dance. I mentioned her resemblance to Page and she told me she had no idea who Bettie Page was. That ended our relationship!
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December 23, 2024, 12:16 AM
357fuzzquote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
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Originally posted by Edmond:
I've regressed to tossing quarters at the strippers.
A guy I used to work with got divorced and starting going down to Portland on the weekends to go to the strip clubs there. Like an American version of Thailand or something. Anyway, he told me he saw a stripper who picked up quarters off the stage without using her hands. Or her feet. Or her teeth, or elbows, or anything else you could think of that would make sense.
They do get a little upset if you heat up the quarter w/ lighter before they “pick it up”.
December 23, 2024, 12:39 AM
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December 23, 2024, 01:27 AM
Hamden106quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
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Originally posted by parabellum:
They do not accept rolls of quarters.
This is something I just happen to know.
Don't swipe your credit card either.
Insert card here...
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December 23, 2024, 01:55 AM
drill sgtHeard of a patron that tried using $2.00 bills in the g-strings and the establishment called the police to try and get the patron arrested for passing counterfit (funny/fake) money...Actually arrested and taken to the station house and finally a Sgt. made the patrolman release the patron.. Patrolman had to issue a formal written apolagy. ............................... drill sgt.
December 23, 2024, 05:33 AM
ruger357quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
My last visit to such an establishment was years ago in Florida. One of the "dancers" bore an almost identical resemblance to legendary 1950s pin up girl Bettie Page. I began to put quite a few dollar bills in her G-string and this motivated her to join me after her dance. I mentioned her resemblance to Page and she told me she had no idea who Bettie Page was. That ended our relationship!
I bet she really liked you though.
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December 23, 2024, 06:25 AM
Blackmorequote:
Originally posted by 64dodge:
Reminds me of a story from a previous lifetime. A buddy of mine had a watch this moment during a trip to a local gentlemen's club. After soaking a quarter in a glass of ice for a while, he dropped it into a dancer's g-string. Her reaction was predictable as was our unceremonious ejection from the establishment. Ah, good times.
There was a club in the town where I went to college. We got tossed once when we brought Green Avenger squirt guns - the ones that hid in your palm. Another time we brought a buddy with sunglasses and a red tipped white cane as props and sat in the front row. His gaze was always about 10° away from where the girl was. Another ejection - Your friend is "bothering" the girls. Always had sufficient numbers so scuffles with the mill worker townies were avoided.
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December 23, 2024, 06:30 AM
Ironmike57I’ve seen that! And sending ping pong balls into orbit.
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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
quote:
Originally posted by Edmond:
I've regressed to tossing quarters at the strippers.
A guy I used to work with got divorced and starting going down to Portland on the weekends to go to the strip clubs there. Like an American version of Thailand or something. Anyway, he told me he saw a stripper who picked up quarters off the stage without using her hands. Or her feet. Or her teeth, or elbows, or anything else you could think of that would make sense.
December 23, 2024, 09:53 AM
LucnikInflation has brought the price down to 50 cents. Can’t afford a dollar anymore. Two quarters ought to cover it.
December 23, 2024, 09:56 AM
architectquote:
Originally posted by a1abdj:
That would be $3 in the gay strip clubs.
December 23, 2024, 09:57 AM
egregoreThis thread is making me want to go to The Library.
December 23, 2024, 09:58 AM
fischtown7quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
They do not accept rolls of quarters.
This is something I just happen to know.
Don't swipe your credit card either.
Last time I did that I got kicked out.
December 23, 2024, 11:05 AM
slosigquote:
Originally posted by Edmond:
I've regressed to tossing quarters at the strippers.
Just don’t heat them over a candle first, that’s flat mean.
December 23, 2024, 11:41 AM
Krazeehorsequote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
They do not accept rolls of quarters.
This is something I just happen to know.
Don't swipe your credit card either.
Or insert.
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December 23, 2024, 12:02 PM
bronicabillquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
They do not accept rolls of quarters.
This is something I just happen to know.
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December 23, 2024, 12:05 PM
BigSwedeDon't know, haven't been to the shoe show for a long time
When I worked in Atlanta, myself and a few co-workers would go to the Pink Pony for lunch. They had $5.99 T Bones. Steak and a show.. This was in the 90's
December 23, 2024, 12:07 PM
bronicabillquote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
<<snip>> and she told me she had no idea who Bettie Page was. That ended our relationship!
Bettie Page has always been one of my dream girls. Not knowing who she was would have ended it for me also...
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December 23, 2024, 12:14 PM
bald1Bendable, You never fail to amuse me with your posts but this thread establishes a new high bar for you!
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December 23, 2024, 12:30 PM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by cas:
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Originally posted by tatortodd:
Anecdotally, every now and then I'll see an article that online porn negatively affected stripper income.
I believe it works the other way around. They do porn to get famous and make obscene amounts of money stripping. No pun intended.
That's akin to seeing Tom Brady's wealth and thinking it's a widespread phenomenon amongst people who play football. Much like how very few football/baseball/basketball players make it to the big dollars in the NFL/MLB/NBA (e.g. 0.00075% of highschool football players make the NFL), very few wayward girls get famous in porn and become headline strippers raking in obscene amounts of money. The super majority are used up and tossed aside for the next fresh face.
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DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. December 23, 2024, 12:44 PM
Dallas239quote:
Originally posted by bendable:
Seems like patrons should be able to purchase $4.00 coupons at the door,
Which could be given to the dancers instead of one dollar bills,
Then
The gals could turn those in for the real thing.
If all you've got is a credit card, and want to avoid taking a cash advance, most places will sell you some form of "stripper bucks."
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