August 01, 2025, 11:22 AM
AglifterVegans hold a funeral at Trader Joe's for the chickens in the fridge
A) German company being nervous about free speech? (Germans get weird about a lot of stuff.)
B) isn’t there some kind of religion which involves dismembering the body and feeding it to animals?
Inform the nutters that you plan to do that, after honoring them in an ancient smoke ritual…

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Or, just tell them to move.
August 01, 2025, 11:25 AM
sigmonkeyThese people mock the sanctity of life.
August 01, 2025, 11:42 AM
parabellumIf God hadn't wanted us to eat chickens, he wouldn't have made them so tasty.
August 01, 2025, 01:02 PM
HRKGrab a few packages of beef and walk by and say "thanks, I was going to get chicken but now I have to buy cow!"
August 01, 2025, 04:32 PM
scratchySeveral villages are searching for their missing idiot.
August 01, 2025, 06:16 PM
PrefontaineReminds me of Leeloo in the 5th Element. “Hmmmm…chicken!!!!!”
August 01, 2025, 06:34 PM
dsietsThey're all so skinny and pale.
W/ the recent jeans commercial being all Natzi and stuff, I thought skinny and pale was bad.
August 01, 2025, 07:51 PM
Sig2340I wonder how the vegans would react if I lifted their curtains aside asking:
“Where’s the heck is the milk-fed veal, goose liver pâté, and live lobsters?”