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Vegans hold a funeral at Trader Joe's for the chickens in the fridge

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August 01, 2025, 11:22 AM
Aglifter
Vegans hold a funeral at Trader Joe's for the chickens in the fridge
A) German company being nervous about free speech? (Germans get weird about a lot of stuff.)

B) isn’t there some kind of religion which involves dismembering the body and feeding it to animals?

Inform the nutters that you plan to do that, after honoring them in an ancient smoke ritual…

Big Grin.

Or, just tell them to move.
August 01, 2025, 11:25 AM
sigmonkey
These people mock the sanctity of life.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
August 01, 2025, 11:42 AM
parabellum
If God hadn't wanted us to eat chickens, he wouldn't have made them so tasty.
August 01, 2025, 01:02 PM
HRK
Grab a few packages of beef and walk by and say "thanks, I was going to get chicken but now I have to buy cow!"
August 01, 2025, 04:32 PM
scratchy
Several villages are searching for their missing idiot.


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August 01, 2025, 06:16 PM
Prefontaine
Reminds me of Leeloo in the 5th Element. “Hmmmm…chicken!!!!!”



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
August 01, 2025, 06:34 PM
dsiets
They're all so skinny and pale.
W/ the recent jeans commercial being all Natzi and stuff, I thought skinny and pale was bad.
August 01, 2025, 07:51 PM
Sig2340
I wonder how the vegans would react if I lifted their curtains aside asking:

“Where’s the heck is the milk-fed veal, goose liver pâté, and live lobsters?”





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018