How much will my quality of life diminish if I don't go in and sit in their expensive Petrie dish seats?

I offered to go if I could find a paper hasmat suit to wear .
That didn't go well.

There is that biological point
Then there is the crazy ass ex- concession manager that got fired for " no good reason"

Who decideds to take out 15 patrons before killing himself
Using his dad's rifle and his mom's pistol.


Even if they paid me to go , I wouldn't accept.

Did you have too much hummus for lunch?

Glad too see you got that worked out.

Worst Haiku ever.

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Originally posted by bendable:
Even if they paid me to go , I wouldn't except.

...except for what?

what else you gonna do on a date?

We have Drive Ins here. That solves the problem

Just be patient, it'll show up on Amazon or Netflix at some point.

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Originally posted by radioman:
what else you gonna do on a date?

I will worry about that if and when Jennifer love Hewitt decides to answer my letters

I know all the arguments against theater. BUT, I loved Maverick in the theater, and I WILL see "Devotion" in the theater. . .

I'm not afraid of germs - I take the 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' approach.'

Think about it,
If you can catch gonorrhea from a tractor seat.

Lord only knows what can go on with who knows what on a theatre cushion/ arm rest/ head rest

^^^^^^^^^^^
You need to brush up on your STDs and manner of transmission.

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I'm not afraid of germs - I take the 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' approach.'

I think theaters are going to have a rough time (some already are, not having recovered from being shut down due to Covid) going forward, what with modern TVs and home theaters, internet streaming, etc.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ George Carlin is my type of comedian in many ways.. In many ways he was speaking the truth if you would stop and really listen to what he was saying... But in our current state of political correctness they would probably be banned from preforming anywhere they could get to go along with their agendas.... .............. drill sgt.

We’ll go to a movie in a theater rarely. Last one was Maverick. We go to the earliest show possible. We sit in the back row for 2 reasons; I don’t want to hear all the BS from people behind me and I don’t want anyone behind us if the SHTF.
As far as the Petri dish; I don’t worry about that, BUT; we were having dinner at the daughter’s house on a weeknight. The kids all finished quick and went upstairs? Then we did dishes etc. and the kids came back down in their pajamas. They were all going to a friggin movie. In their pjs and on a school night! Are you kidding me? Then coming home and crawling in bed in those pjs??? Insert puke emoji here!

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Originally posted by Expert308:
Just be patient, it'll show up on Amazon or Netflix at some point.

And the popcorn has real butter at home!

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Originally posted by drill sgt:
^^^^^^^^^^^^ George Carlin is my type of comedian in many ways.. In many ways he was speaking the truth if you would stop and really listen to what he was saying... But in our current state of political correctness they would probably be banned from preforming anywhere they could get to go along with their agendas.... .............. drill sgt.

Carlin would definitely be canceled these days, I used to laugh my @ss off, but now I know, he was just telling the truth! RIP George

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
^^^^^^^^^^^
You need to brush up on your STDs and manner of transmission.

I believe it’s a Seinfeld reference…

I really can't comment on theaters now. The last movie I saw in a theater was The Fellowship of the Ring... call it 21 years ago.

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Originally posted by bendable:
Think about it,
If you can catch gonorrhea from a tractor seat.

You what?

That's it. No more tractor seats for me.

Relax ,
You are fine.
I trust you are not wearing a bikini while mowing.