who do you invite to your end of the world shelter
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Originally posted by BigWhup: 7 of 9
Six of Seven, please.
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July 23, 2021, 06:32 AM
OttoSig
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Originally posted by Slippery Pete: Not my Father In Law. He will invite himself.
LMFAO!!!
To the rest of you perverted SOB's, if there is one thing I've learned through 3 marriages is that the last person I want in my shelter, stuck by my side 24/7, is a female. Hell I can take care of my own needs, and do a better job than she can I'm sure.
If there is to be any female I'll take a dog, better company and 1000X less annoying.
Fuck trying to repopulate, I'm just trying to live out my last days without whining hearing the same shit I've heard every day for the past however many years.
10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
July 23, 2021, 06:37 AM
vthoky
^^^^
Don't candy coat it, man, tell us how you really feel!
God bless America.
July 23, 2021, 06:50 AM
OttoSig
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Originally posted by vthoky: ^^^^
Don't candy coat it, man, tell us how you really feel!
Didn't mean for it to come off angry...I typed it with a smile I promise.
10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
July 23, 2021, 08:30 AM
1flynDO
Ottosig you typed the truth. Period. I lmfao when I read it.
July 23, 2021, 11:47 AM
Slippery Pete
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Originally posted by OttoSig: [QUOTE]
If there is to be any female I'll take a dog, better company and 1000X less annoying.
Fuck trying to repopulate, I'm just trying to live out my last days without whining hearing the same shit I've heard every day for the past however many years.
My wife in the shelter, "don't sit there, sit here. Not like that, use this. You're always tired. You ate that yesterday. That doesn't go there. Why do you need more coffee? You've changed it's not fair. You're ordering MORE ammo? You forgot my pillow. I told you to bring the limes. Can you take my bag into the shelter?"
You make a solid point sir. I'd end up taking myself out.
Me: "If zombies attack, I'll take you out quickly"
Her: "like if I get bit?"
Me: "I didn't say that"
10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
July 23, 2021, 03:37 PM
jimb888
Hooker sounds great till she starts asking you for money and she's already "earned" everything you had and you don't have a way to get more.
Scientists types. Hot pretty hard working ones of course:-)
July 23, 2021, 03:41 PM
parabellum
OK, then- a librarian. Twenty-three and never been kissed. The only thing she'll charge you is a late fee for that Don Quixote you've been trying to finish for fifteen years. You'll have plenty of time to explore human nature. She'll bring her encyclopedia, you can bring your Barry White collection.
July 23, 2021, 04:31 PM
HRK
Just stock a sex companion doll in your bunker and you won't have any of the issues y'all complaining about...
July 23, 2021, 05:05 PM
CPD SIG
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Originally posted by Jim Shugart: Jesus Christ. Wuz y'all raised in fuckin' barns? It's not 'hookers', it's 'sex workers'.
They are more politely refered to as "Women of Negotiatiable Affection".
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July 28, 2021, 11:13 AM
Ryanp225
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Originally posted by OttoSig: if there is one thing I've learned through 3 marriages ...
Doesn't seem like you learn too much there. lol One marriage is pretty normal. The second one only if I've found someone after adivorce and we've been together until I'm 80 and want her to get benefits when I die and have no one else to leave them to. A 3rd? Just how many times do you need to get your dick stuck in a cheese grater?
