who do you invite to your end of the world shelter

July 22, 2021, 02:12 PM

Probability that the term 'sex worker' will appear at least twice on this page: 100%

July 22, 2021, 02:13 PM

parabellum

D'oh!!

July 22, 2021, 02:14 PM

ensigmatic

quote:
Originally posted by RogB:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Probability the word 'hooker' will appear at least twice on this page: 100%

You forgot blow

One would've thought that implicit with ~~hooker~~ sex worker?

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July 22, 2021, 02:36 PM

SBrooks

Jeez. Can't a guy blow up the world and then fix it all back without all you pervs inviting drug addicted sex workers to the shindig ?

It's getting crowded. We are going to have to multi-task some of these positions. The Dr. can be a hunter. The massage therapist has a degree in mechanical engineering....

July 22, 2021, 02:40 PM

MRMATT

quote:
Originally posted by Sigmund:
General Buck Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?

Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.

The first thing that came to my mind when I read the thread title. Thank you, Sigmund.

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July 22, 2021, 03:28 PM

darthfuster

I agree. Sex is work.....especially as one ages.

July 22, 2021, 04:16 PM

jbourneidentity

A person with knowledge of gardening, wild edibles, and canning.

And a pharmacist who can sign off on a Cialis prescription. That guy's important...

July 22, 2021, 04:21 PM

Ryanp225

I will take a harem of fine young and healthy women into my boonker and convince them that it is our divine DUTY to do our part in the repopulating as the saviors of the human race.

(what are the odds they murder me when they find out I'm snipped

)

If I do end up escaping then phase two will be a blue heeler and some sort of supercharged hot rod that's right hand drive.

July 22, 2021, 04:26 PM

OKCGene

I guess I'm a contrarian, I'm making a list of people to NOT invite at all, under no circumstances.

Obviously there are people, most of them in fact, that I'd be determined to give them no idea that I might have a doomsday boonker.

I'd certainly have to invite the 21 year old nymphomaniac chick who just inherited the family liquor and beer distributorship, along the the fleet of delivery trucks.
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July 22, 2021, 04:30 PM

fwbulldog

Dave Grohl. That guy can do anything.

July 22, 2021, 05:53 PM

Slippery Pete

Not my Father In Law. He will invite himself.

July 22, 2021, 06:18 PM

gw3971

Repopulate? Why? If it's just me and my german shepherds that sounds pretty good to this introvert....

July 22, 2021, 07:34 PM

yanici

Sex worker & sex worker.

July 22, 2021, 07:40 PM

cas

If I must pick someone, an expert on edible plants... of a highly stimulating nature.

July 22, 2021, 08:13 PM

tatortodd

I have an INTJ personality type (aka the identical personality to the majority of people who have tried to take over the world). I keep it in check with my penchant for procrastination. Perhaps it'll be just the kick in the pants I need to takeover the world.

Therefore, I'm inviting minions to my end of the world shelter. We can plan and train while in the boonker and then takeover the world when we emerge.

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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July 22, 2021, 08:52 PM

ChuckFinley

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Originally posted by SBrooks:
So - it's up to you to survive and repopulate and recreate civilization.

My wife is done with child bearing, so I might have to rely on the younger folks to do the repopulating...Not sure what it'd be like to be trapped in a shelter with a dozen young women anyway.

I'd probably want one or two of the survivor types that are handy with woodsy stuff and shelters. We'd need a hunter or two.

Then what ? Science type ? A few engineers (if you can find some that are tolerable :-) )

A mechanic ? Electrician ? What else ?

If you invite in a couple of survivalist hunters, once they are inside what use do they have for you?

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July 22, 2021, 11:22 PM

Steyn

Kate Upton and her quintuplet twins.

Two good obstetricians (preferrably female and fertile).

Four engineers (civil, electrical, mechanical, chemical - also preferably female and fertile).

One Italian grandma.

John Moses Browning.

Marie Curie.

Florence Nightingale.