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Happy Birthday Jack!
December 10, 2022, 06:54 AM
SIGnifiedHappy Birthday Jack!
83!
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein December 10, 2022, 08:17 AM
bendablePaul Harvey called,
Wants to know
The rest
Of
The story. . . .
Good
Day
See Jack, see the the hill, where's Jill,
And was this before they went up or after?
Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency.
Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first
December 10, 2022, 09:16 AM
SIGnifiedJack is a member here.
Today’s his 83rd birthday.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein December 10, 2022, 11:12 AM
PykerI'd wish him a happy birthday, but I have no idea what his forum handle is.
December 10, 2022, 11:21 AM
Modern Day Savagequote:
Originally posted by SIGnified:
Jack is a member here.
Today’s his 83rd birthday.
Hit the road Jack..
errr, Happy Birthday Jack! Hope you find a great way to celebrate it, and thoroughly enjoy the day... whichever member you may be.
December 10, 2022, 12:26 PM
SIGnifiedJack likes 10mm …
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein December 10, 2022, 02:11 PM
amcHappy Birthday Jack!
December 10, 2022, 02:14 PM
kkinaWe don't know Jack.
December 10, 2022, 02:16 PM
ZSMICHAELJack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. Th e Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
December 10, 2022, 02:42 PM
SIGnifiedPhotograph above was Independence Day on Pike’s Peak for the hill climb.
Jack likes cars.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein December 10, 2022, 08:52 PM
SIGnifiedHope you had a good birthday Jack!
Merry Christmas and Goodnight.
"Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein December 10, 2022, 08:58 PM
P-220Happy Birthday Jack!
Niech Zyje P-220
Steve
December 10, 2022, 11:42 PM
flashguyHappy Birthday, Jack, whoever you are.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth December 11, 2022, 12:12 AM
Hamden106I'm Jack. But I am not that Jack. It is not my birthday. And I have not been on Pikes Peak since 1964. Happy Birthday Jack
SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
December 11, 2022, 12:31 AM
Hamden106quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. Th e Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
NOW when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
You forgot their soldier cousin Tuff Schitt
SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
December 11, 2022, 11:35 AM
JWFAnd Aunt A. Lotta Schitt.
Just another day in paradise.
December 11, 2022, 12:00 PM
Hamden106Would some one with a lotta time on their hands Please draw up the Schitt Family tree.
I'd do it but my time has been up Schitt Creek lately
SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
December 11, 2022, 04:56 PM
flashguySo who, actually, is "Jack" Inquiring minds want to know.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth December 12, 2022, 08:15 AM
benny6I DON'T KNOW JACK!
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December 12, 2022, 09:01 AM
ArtieS"errmagehrd, ten mirrimeter" could be a clue, as could "10 Millimeter destroys whole cities and tears superman a new asshole"
But I don't know if either SigLine belongs to Jack.
Hoping you had a great birthday, Jack.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.