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San Fran Health Org Gets Rid Of ‘Vagina’ In Favor Of ‘More Inclusive Front Hole’

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August 22, 2018, 03:52 PM
wcb6092
San Fran Health Org Gets Rid Of ‘Vagina’ In Favor Of ‘More Inclusive Front Hole’
http://dailycaller.com/2018/08...nclusive-front-hole/

You may think this story is better suited for Clickhole.

If only.

Instead, Healthline, a California health info provider, is trying to ruin the term “vagina.” It’s not gender inclusive enough. The word they prefer? “Front hole.”

And yeah, gross.

Other hot stories on the site: Why women should bring back body hair. “It’s time we change how we feel about body hair,” the piece says. (Do not look at this while you’re eating lunch.) There’s also an “Editor’s Picks” piece about taking genitals out of the mix to revive a waning sex life. They suggest a “sex position bucket list.” For example, “hello kitchen island.”

But let’s get back to that pesky v-word.

According to Healthline‘s sex-ed guide, higher rates of HIV and STD’s are a direct result of discrimination,” reports Caldron Pool, a righty Christian site. “It’s imperative for safe sex guides to become more inclusive of LGBTQIA and nonbinary people.”

The clincher: “For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the term ‘vagina.'”

Oh God.

Also at risk are the terms “penis” and “vulva.” They prefer the word “parts” across the board.

Here’s why: “The notion that a penis is exclusively a male body part and a vulva is exclusively a female body part is inaccurate. By using the word ‘parts’ to talk about genitals and using medical terms for anatomy without attaching a gender to it, we become much more able to effectively discuss safe sex in a way that’s clear and inclusive.”

So if I go to the ER and I say my “parts” are hurting, no doubt the doctors will know what I mean.

The Mirror tried to contact Charles Hodgkins, the site’s senior copyrighter and newsletter content manager, but to no avail. Calling is a tedious experience. A woman’s voice gives you six options — none of which lead you to a human being with “parts” or a “front-hole.”

LGBTQIA Safe Sex Guide

https://www.healthline.com/hea...btqia-safe-sex-guide

For the purposes of this guide, we’ve chosen to include alternative words for readers to use for their genitals. For example, some trans men choose to use the words “front hole” or “internal genital” instead of “vagina.” Alternatively, some trans women may say “strapless” or “girl dick” for penis. This usage is meant for one-on-one communication with trusted persons, such as your doctor or partner, not for broad discussion.

In this guide, whenever we use the medical term “vagina,” we’ll also include “front hole” as clinically recommended by researchers in the BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal.


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August 22, 2018, 03:55 PM
Bassamatic
I got nothing. Roll Eyes



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August 22, 2018, 04:04 PM
Ripley
To split pubic hairs, I would prefer "forward hole".




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August 22, 2018, 04:09 PM
mrbill345
"Pie hole" takes on a whole new meaning.



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August 22, 2018, 04:12 PM
doublesharp
comments at the bottom are clever. If you're a queer male, your back hole is your mangina.

Time for the comet!


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August 22, 2018, 04:14 PM
HRK
I can't wait to hear when they rename the penis...





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August 22, 2018, 04:20 PM
RAMIUS
Ugh, I can't keep track of all these holes. Frown
August 22, 2018, 04:26 PM
2012BOSS302
That’s an update from the shit hole




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August 22, 2018, 04:29 PM
TigerDore
In the last 10-15 years, the Left has reduced the ideological debate to the absurd. It impossible to have constructive debate with insanity, so how does this get remedied?



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August 22, 2018, 04:32 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by TigerDore:
how does this get remedied?
A 14 mile wide iron/nickel meteor traveling at 60,000 mph, striking the Earth at a perpendicular angle.
August 22, 2018, 04:35 PM
jhe888
What I can't understand is why these people don't hear how ridiculous they sound.




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August 22, 2018, 04:36 PM
RichardC
Twat is wrong with these people!?!


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August 22, 2018, 04:37 PM
64dodge
Why not generalize a bit further and call them "mommy parts" and "daddy parts"? Or would that be too offensive to the LBGTQRSTUV camp?
August 22, 2018, 04:50 PM
wishfull thinker
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Twat is wrong with these people!?!


I was perfectly content being outraged and you made me snort out a painful laugh, you know the kind that comes from the back of your throat and no matter how much you don't want to be amused, but to keep a good outrage going the guffaw/snort will not be denied? Thanks.

Now I've got to go find something else to be whizzed about. Fortunately it shouldn't take long.


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August 22, 2018, 04:56 PM
darthfuster
Well I understand it. I'm triggered that old white men named gun parts too. Why should it me a stock? I'll call it the shoulderthingy. Trigger is triggering so I'll call it the finger bar clicky deal. Sights? Call them peeper pointers. Also, I'm not just satisfied with my nomenclature for me. I want to force everyoine else to use it or they can kiss my dirt hole.



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
August 22, 2018, 05:00 PM
Mutiny
quote:
Originally posted by wishfull thinker:
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC:
Twat is wrong with these people!?!


I was perfectly content being outraged and you made me snort out a painful laugh, you know the kind that comes from the back of your throat and no matter how much you don't want to be amused, but to keep a good outrage going the guffaw/snort will not be denied? Thanks.

Now I've got to go find something else to be whizzed about. Fortunately it shouldn't take long.


Seems like you generated those sounds from your other 3 front holes- mouth/nostrils. We probably should rename those as well or else this could get confusing.
August 22, 2018, 05:02 PM
ScreamingCockatoo
These people have mental issues.
It's a mental illness just like pedophilia.
And this same mentality wants us to embrace these disorders.





He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
August 22, 2018, 05:08 PM
Some Shot
Trans men? Trans women? Which one has a front hole?

I don't know and I don't care. I don't want to know. Any. Ever.

Some day I expect to be prosecuted for this.
August 22, 2018, 05:23 PM
ffips
P is the simple solve. Everyone no matter their gender or chosen identity has a P hole.

I used to be fond of the cram hole too. Now I guess cram it in your cram hole is confusing.
August 22, 2018, 05:23 PM
arcwelder
quote:
Originally posted by ScreamingCockatoo:
These people have mental issues.
It's a mental illness just like pedophilia.
And this same mentality wants us to embrace these disorders.


Uh, "just like pedophilia?" No...

Is it ridiculous and stupid, sure. But pedophilia it is not.

Frankly, if people want to be transwhatever, it's their business. By forcing it to be our business with nonsense like this, all of these people can go take a long walk off a short pier.

"Front hole," and the entire idea associated with it, is now the dumbest thing I've read in recent memory. Cue that Adam Sandler movie clip.

Hey, listen, everybody.

You can live your life how you want, and call yourself what you want. You can make your friends use stupid pronouns.

But when you're out in public, pick a sex. Make it easy for the rest of us, and maybe just let everyone mind their damn business.


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