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November 02, 2017, 05:53 PM
CoolRich59
Part Time Job Available
This fellow recently quit and they need to fill the position.

Great part time job for anyone who enjoys working with animals. Flexible hours. Good pay.




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November 02, 2017, 06:01 PM
zoom6zoom
I need a job, but not as badly as I thought I did.




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November 02, 2017, 06:05 PM
comet24
Oh hell no.

I have no problem with snakes. Seen many poisonous ones in the wild and never had an issue or been worried.

Still, no way am I doing what that guy is going.


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November 02, 2017, 06:35 PM
joel9507
Pink-box has an attitude.
November 02, 2017, 06:49 PM
12GA
I found that facinating. Smile


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November 02, 2017, 07:04 PM
irreverent
Pink box??? What about blue box? That f—er came out with both fists up! Geez....


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November 02, 2017, 07:14 PM
Lord Vaalic
As a bonus you get a venom tolerance... If you don't die of course




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
November 02, 2017, 08:17 PM
220-9er
Hard to imagine needing money that bad.


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November 02, 2017, 08:29 PM
ARMT Guy
Nope.

I'm good.

Eek




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November 02, 2017, 08:43 PM
esdunbar
That dude has ice in his veins!
November 02, 2017, 08:45 PM
P-220
Da' fuk is wrong with him?

Hell no!!!!!!


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November 02, 2017, 08:47 PM
Sigmund
I wonder if there's an OSHA reg about that, the latex gloves seem...inadequate.

The rats looked dead and some got ignored, can the cobras sense body heat?
November 02, 2017, 08:48 PM
Ozarkwoods
Not enough pay!


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November 02, 2017, 08:54 PM
jigray3
The cobras seemed to miss the mice a lot, even at point blank range. What do you figure this facility is for, venom collection? That's a lot of damn tubs.
November 02, 2017, 10:18 PM
dsiets
I'd take that. Before I took this one:

https://youtu.be/YIMigVo1pyA

November 02, 2017, 11:23 PM
12131
Did he really quit? Or, one of the snakes quit him? Eek


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November 02, 2017, 11:40 PM
chongosuerte
Hell to the no. To the infinitive power.

I'm with India Jones on this one.


I've described the Serpentarium down in Wilmington a few times here. Housed pretty much every guaranteed-death snake, in triplicate. I'd tell you that my worst fear when I worked down there was getting a call there where snakes were loose and I had to go in, except that would be a lie. Because my ass wasn't going in, so I didn't worry about it.




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November 03, 2017, 06:10 AM
Todd Huffman
quote:
Originally posted by chongosuerte:
Hell to the no. To the infinitive power.

I'm with India Jones on this one.


I've described the Serpentarium down in Wilmington a few times here. Housed pretty much every guaranteed-death snake, in triplicate. I'd tell you that my worst fear when I worked down there was getting a call there where snakes were loose and I had to go in, except that would be a lie. Because my ass wasn't going in, so I didn't worry about it.


Didn't the guy that ran that place get killed by his wife/girlfriend?




Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.
November 03, 2017, 06:40 AM
Bassamatic
I don't think so.



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November 03, 2017, 07:14 AM
Eponym
I suspect a new topic Enough with the cobra pictures in the What's Your Deal! section would't get many hits.