I think I'd be close to a heart attack if I ever asked "what?" during an intimate moment and got the answer "when is the last time we painted the ceiling?"

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:

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... 1 in 1,000 women experience sudden cardiac arrest relating to sexual activity...

Faked her own death.

I saw what you did there...and it was heart stopping hilarious

As a medic supervisor, I once responded to assist a crew on a cardiac arrest. The crew was working on the female victim & the male on scene was evasive & unable to provide any useful information. When asked about any medications the patient was on the man had opened the woman's purse & laid everything out. Naturally this made the crew suspicious & I was called along with law enforcement. Upon investigation, it turned out that he had picked her up in a bar.

Everybody was stressed a bit during the call but afterwards the politically incorrect jokes flew after everything was completed.

I may not die of a heart attack during sex, but I’ll die trying!

Wonder if sex in the sauna, with a twenty something cheerleader, would terminate a 75 year old retiree?
Just thinking out loud.

Very low likelihood I will die from heart stopping sex. I've been married for 27 years.

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Originally posted by msfzoe:
Wonder if sex in the sauna, with a twenty something cheerleader, would terminate a 75 year old retiree?
Just thinking out loud.

You can always hope.

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Wonder if sex in the sauna, with a twenty something cheerleader, would terminate a 75 year old retiree?
Just thinking out loud

I think you should wait until you get old.

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Originally posted by msfzoe:
Wonder if sex in the sauna, with a twenty something cheerleader, would terminate a 75 year old retiree?
Just thinking out loud.

Asking for a friend, right?