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Got a glass, two cubes and some Eagle Rare.

Bourbon is better for you, lowers the blood pressure.


According to my Doctor it will also RAISE your HDL cholesterol (the good cholesterol that cleans your veins and arteries).


Find a new doctor. Wink
 
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The little containers that are hooked together, you know, you just snap them apart?

You're supposed to snap them off in pairs and then separate them Razz




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I have a term for that - Mushrooming.

Starts out with a seemingly insignificant task and it turns into a multilevel clusterfuck.



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Originally posted by Scooter123:
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Originally posted by ulsterman:

Got a glass, two cubes and some Eagle Rare.

Bourbon is better for you, lowers the blood pressure.


According to my Doctor it will also RAISE your HDL cholesterol (the good cholesterol that cleans your veins and arteries).


Find a new doctor. Wink


Are you NUTS ! ! ! Why would I want to replace a doctor wise enough to suggest a touch of Scotch in the evening to settle the nerves and give my HDL a bit of a boost.


I've stopped counting.
 
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Originally posted by ulsterman:
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Originally posted by Scooter123:
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Originally posted by ulsterman:

Got a glass, two cubes and some Eagle Rare.

Bourbon is better for you, lowers the blood pressure.


According to my Doctor it will also RAISE your HDL cholesterol (the good cholesterol that cleans your veins and arteries).


Find a new doctor. Wink


Are you NUTS ! ! ! Why would I want to replace a doctor wise enough to suggest a touch of Scotch in the evening to settle the nerves and give my HDL a bit of a boost.


Touchy subject. A doctor that Rx's scotch over bourbon isn't all bad. How does he feel about cigars?
 
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Finally, get the water and the yogurt cleaned up. Take the bucket outside and dumped it, right on the dog I didn't see.


Would have saved a lot of grief for both you and the dog if you had just let him come in and clean the floor up. Wink



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