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I really didn't want the yogurt
July 21, 2017, 02:31 PM
ulstermanI really didn't want the yogurt
So, decided to get a yogurt out of the fridge. The little containers that are hooked together, you know, you just snap them apart?
I grab one and try to snap it loose from the rest. Nope, damn the spurts open, out into the fridge and onto my shirt and the floor. Then I manage to step in it, almost falling and smearing it.
Get out the mop bucket. Put it on the floor in front of the sink and pull out the kitchen faucet (the kind with about a 3' hose) and turn on the water. Of course, I missed the bucket.
Finally, get the water and the yogurt cleaned up. Take the bucket outside and dumped it, right on the dog I didn't see. He looked at me "What the hell did I do?".
I apologized to him and went back to the fridge. Looked in at the yogurt.
Got a glass, two cubes and some Eagle Rare.
Bourbon is better for you, lowers the blood pressure.
July 21, 2017, 02:48 PM
OKCGeneFido needs a steak after that.
July 21, 2017, 02:51 PM
ulstermanHe got a left over burger.
July 21, 2017, 03:03 PM
83v45magnaThis is like a scene from I Love Lucy.
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. -Ecclesiastes 9:11
...But the king shall rejoice in God; every one that sweareth by Him shall glory, but the mouth of them that speak lies shall be stopped. - Psalm 63:11 [excerpted] July 21, 2017, 04:12 PM
FredwardModern packaging sucks. As far as yogurt goes, I often reach into the fridge with a pocket knife and cut the dohickeys apart. Doesn't always work well. Once had to get stitches.
July 21, 2017, 04:16 PM
SkyOtterYou gotta remember, yoghurt has live cultures. And they want to kill you.
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July 21, 2017, 04:25 PM
ScorpionBoyquote:
Originally posted by SkyOtter:
You gotta remember, yoghurt has live cultures. And they want to kill you.
did not know that.
July 21, 2017, 04:26 PM
MPBStay out of the kitchen!
July 21, 2017, 04:51 PM
Sunset_VaWeaklings!
美しい犬
July 21, 2017, 04:57 PM
flashguyI think I can now be glad that I don't like yogurt (or any other form of cultured/clabbered milk). I won't have this problem.
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth July 21, 2017, 05:10 PM
ulstermanquote:
Originally posted by SkyOtter:
You gotta remember, yoghurt has live cultures. And they want to kill you.
Ahhhh.
July 21, 2017, 05:23 PM
sig226fanOh, you picked a package of the new diet yogurt. That's not a design flaw. That is exactly how it is supposed to work. A little negative reinforcement goes a long way.
Take you dog for instance. I bet he is a little more leery of you for the rest of the day. Probably will find a new place to hang out in the backyard too.
It's all about clean living. Just do the right thing, and karma will help with the rest. July 21, 2017, 05:37 PM
jbcummings
Damn Yogurt!
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
July 21, 2017, 05:39 PM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:
Nope, damn the spurts open, out into the fridge and onto my shirt and the floor. Then I manage to step in it, almost falling and smearing it.
Just lick it up.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. July 21, 2017, 05:39 PM
ulstermanquote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
Damn Yogurt!
We were about 1 step away from that. Nice poster.
July 21, 2017, 05:43 PM
billnchristyWhat about these dolphin friendly six pack rings? Heysus de christo dem bitches are stout!
July 21, 2017, 05:51 PM
YooperSigsCulvers has yogurt. They will hand it to you.
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July 21, 2017, 06:15 PM
Scooter123quote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:
Got a glass, two cubes and some Eagle Rare.
Bourbon is better for you, lowers the blood pressure.
According to my Doctor it will also RAISE your HDL cholesterol (the good cholesterol that cleans your veins and arteries).
I've stopped counting.
July 21, 2017, 06:37 PM
msfzoeSounds like resistentialism to me.
resistentialism
resistentialism (ri-zis-TEN-shul-iz-um) noun
The theory that inanimate objects demonstrate hostile behavior toward us.
July 21, 2017, 06:38 PM
Pipe SmokerI've done my share of cursing modern packaging. I buy jalapeño cream cheese at my Bristol Farms supermarket. It's excellent, but I need a vice grip pliers AND an ordinary pliers to get the plastic lid off the plastic tub. I don't know how little old ladies manage.
Serious about crackers.