So, decided to get a yogurt out of the fridge. The little containers that are hooked together, you know, you just snap them apart?

I grab one and try to snap it loose from the rest. Nope, damn the spurts open, out into the fridge and onto my shirt and the floor. Then I manage to step in it, almost falling and smearing it.

Get out the mop bucket. Put it on the floor in front of the sink and pull out the kitchen faucet (the kind with about a 3' hose) and turn on the water. Of course, I missed the bucket.

Finally, get the water and the yogurt cleaned up. Take the bucket outside and dumped it, right on the dog I didn't see. He looked at me "What the hell did I do?".

I apologized to him and went back to the fridge. Looked in at the yogurt.

Got a glass, two cubes and some Eagle Rare.

Bourbon is better for you, lowers the blood pressure.

Fido needs a steak after that.

He got a left over burger.

This is like a scene from I Love Lucy.

Modern packaging sucks. As far as yogurt goes, I often reach into the fridge with a pocket knife and cut the dohickeys apart. Doesn't always work well. Once had to get stitches.

You gotta remember, yoghurt has live cultures. And they want to kill you.

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Originally posted by SkyOtter:
You gotta remember, yoghurt has live cultures. And they want to kill you.

did not know that.

Stay out of the kitchen!

Weaklings!

I think I can now be glad that I don't like yogurt (or any other form of cultured/clabbered milk). I won't have this problem.

flashguy

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Originally posted by SkyOtter:
You gotta remember, yoghurt has live cultures. And they want to kill you.

Ahhhh.

Oh, you picked a package of the new diet yogurt. That's not a design flaw. That is exactly how it is supposed to work. A little negative reinforcement goes a long way.

Take you dog for instance. I bet he is a little more leery of you for the rest of the day. Probably will find a new place to hang out in the backyard too.

Damn Yogurt!

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Originally posted by ulsterman:
Nope, damn the spurts open, out into the fridge and onto my shirt and the floor. Then I manage to step in it, almost falling and smearing it.

Just lick it up.

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Originally posted by jbcummings:


Damn Yogurt!

We were about 1 step away from that. Nice poster.

What about these dolphin friendly six pack rings? Heysus de christo dem bitches are stout!

Culvers has yogurt. They will hand it to you.

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Originally posted by ulsterman:

Got a glass, two cubes and some Eagle Rare.

Bourbon is better for you, lowers the blood pressure.

According to my Doctor it will also RAISE your HDL cholesterol (the good cholesterol that cleans your veins and arteries).

Sounds like resistentialism to me.
resistentialism 

resistentialism (ri-zis-TEN-shul-iz-um) noun

The theory that inanimate objects demonstrate hostile behavior toward us.

I've done my share of cursing modern packaging. I buy jalapeño cream cheese at my Bristol Farms supermarket. It's excellent, but I need a vice grip pliers AND an ordinary pliers to get the plastic lid off the plastic tub. I don't know how little old ladies manage.