So it would seem that Faguar has decided to rebrand itself today.
To those of us with any kind of normalcy or not wanting to lose our lunch,
This ---> LINK <--- is provided, but I left off any images.
Cringe at your leisure. "Copy Nothing" they say.
I don't understand why half a century of legendary racing heritage must be cast aside?
November 19, 2024, 05:35 PM
Timdogg6
OMG my son just said where's the Fing car?
Yeah, not happening.
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November 19, 2024, 05:37 PM
TMats
Great anticipation for the pendulum to swing here in the United States. Let’s see how many fluffy boys buy Jags.
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November 19, 2024, 05:37 PM
6guns
Stupid!
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November 19, 2024, 05:59 PM
Cassandra
Clearly a different company than the one that used to make beautiful cars. Pity Ford sold Jaguar, I always thought that was a mistake...
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November 19, 2024, 06:06 PM
shovelhead
Hmm, let me think, keep my rusty Wrangler with 147k on it or buy a new Jaguar?
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November 19, 2024, 06:32 PM
parabellum
November 19, 2024, 06:51 PM
P250UA5
Jaguar/Land Rover [JLR] was already low on my list, this doesn't move them any higher.
The only Jags I have had any interest in recently would be the F-Type & XE-S Defender [SWB 4 door] would be the only one from the LR side, but the new Toyota Land Cruiser would be my choice instead.
The Enemy's gate is down.
November 19, 2024, 07:28 PM
Puckpilot78
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
November 19, 2024, 07:56 PM
2000Z-71
So they've gone from cars of the Kray to cars of the gay?
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
November 19, 2024, 07:56 PM
ibanda
I see Jaguar is now unburdened by what has been...
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November 19, 2024, 08:29 PM
flesheatingvirus
Now I want to buy a box of Crayola, but not a car.
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November 19, 2024, 09:22 PM
tatortodd
In response to having 2 of the 10 slowest selling cars in the US and the assclowns' solution is to create a woke ad that will piss off the supermajority of Americans?
I predict these Rocket Surgeons will have more than 2 cars on 10 slowest selling list in near future
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November 19, 2024, 09:28 PM
Oregon
From the article:
quote:
"Yet it looks like their marketing team copied a scene from the movie Zoolander."
Pretty spot on.
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November 19, 2024, 09:33 PM
parabellum
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!
November 19, 2024, 09:34 PM
egregore
It doesn't even show the car. Even the initial advertising for the Infiniti marque that didn't show any of the actual cars wasn't a freak show like this.
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November 19, 2024, 10:46 PM
SgtGold
This is what many 'upscale' brands are doing these days. They're banking on there being enough wealthy virtue signalers out there to support their asking price.
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November 20, 2024, 12:35 AM
Fenris
I wish I were planning to buy a Jaguar so that I could change my mind.
God Bless and Protect our Beloved President, Donald John Trump.
November 20, 2024, 04:06 AM
valkyrie1
Lord Lucas Prince of Darkness just rolled over in his grave
November 20, 2024, 04:30 AM
r0gue
Those who read the whole article, were rewarded with this!
"To sum up, this isn’t the first time Jag has had tranny issues."