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Coin Sniper |
Free Snow Removal Seminar: I am hosting a FREE Safe Snow Shoveling/Removal seminar Feb 2nd & 3rd. Booking multiple sessions from 8am to 8pm both days. All classes will be taught by a lifelong Michigander who survived the Blizzard of ’78 in SW Michigan. The seminar be held at my location in my driveway, please dress for conditions. This is a hands-on seminar!!! Shoveling techniques taught and practiced will include. • Proper Shovel Grip • Angled Push (plow) o Left and right • Sweep and Toss (circular clear) o Left and right • Scoop and Throw Powered snow removal techniques taught and practiced will include (must bring own machine) • Proper starting • Overlapping paths to clear snow • Proper chute usage • Safe clog clearing Snow Clearing techniques will be taught as they relate to • Driveway clearing • Sidewalk clearing • Porch clearing • Assuring access to fire hydrant Proper application of salt or ice melt will be provided at no additional charge. In addition, attendees are welcome to take the snow used for the seminar home with them for practice. Please bring your own bags, wheelbarrow, trailer (with sides) or truck. Travel and lodging not included. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | ||
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Nullus Anxietas |
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Only the strong survive |
Bring your own bottle. Coke and 7 Up will be furnished. 41 | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
That's part of the reason I live in Arizona. You don't have to shovel sunshine. | |||
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Member |
Excellent performance objectives. Might want to include how to avoid cardiac arrest. Don't want someone to croak while clearing your driveway, then you have a body to dispose of. Make sure they sign the waiver. | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! |
OK Tom Sawyer! | |||
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Coin Sniper |
I might have to hold an additional seminar. How to dig a rectangular hole in winter. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Good one, Rightwire. If you need a second location, my driveway is available. "Do not approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." John Deacon, Author I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no. | |||
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Shovel snow? I drive 4WD vehicles precisely so I don't have to shovel. Just lock it in and drive over the snow and into the garage. ------------------------------------- Always the pall bearer, never the corpse. | |||
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What would really be a hoot is if a SF member actually showed up !! | |||
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And the U.P. remote learning campus will hold class until.... May! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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SIGforum Official Eye Doc |
I’d take you up on this, but I don’t see that the class covers shear pin/bolt removal/replacement at -18° F and 35 mph winds with only pliers and a straight slot screwdriver…and employees arriving to park in 7 minutes. Nor do I see hurricane fence removal from auger with only shovel handle and pliers. | |||
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I’m in!! | |||
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Coin Sniper |
I should add that all SF members get the friends and family discount. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Invest Early, Invest Often |
Wait FREE, what's the catch ? | |||
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Member |
For extra credit: Removal of dog chain from snow thrower auger. | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
I'd also add: - Proper Apparel while snowblowing or how to avoid freezing yer cheeky bits. - How to remove snotsickles from your mustache painlessly. - Proper vocabulary when the wind shifts and blows snow in your...uh...various apertures. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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True story. | |||
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Peace through superior firepower |
There's no signup link | |||
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Banned |
We've got up to 14" forecast in SW MO, I will be at the remote learning location here. How do I apply for class credit? | |||
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