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Another Florida Man tells deputies he only drinks at stop signs & traffic lights. http://www.fox13news.com/news/...ng-chicago-tourist-1 http://www.fox13news.com/news/...p-signs-signals-onlyThis message has been edited. Last edited by: Archie Teuthis, Less is more. | ||
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Fly High, A.J. |
Saw the headlines and immediately thought of this guy...  | |||
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Raptorman |
At least the police didn't shoot an unarmed man. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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Needs a bigger boat |
Schrodinger's perp: Armed and unarmed at the same time. MOO means NO! Be the comet! | |||
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I doubt they caught him red handed. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
I wonder if they cuffed his ankles? Lol ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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But wait, there's more: "Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled." | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
It's great to live here in Florida! Something new every day. Not boring, like when I lived in NYC, or Chicago, or even San Juan PR. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Conductor in Residence |
Yeah, but the police are stumped about how he pulled this off. | |||
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Crenshaw harbors a major grudge against Raylan Givens. "Every time you think you weaken the nation" Moe Howard | |||
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If he's holding the scissors in his toes, is the victim just standing there instead of just taking a step backwards? A couple of years ago, a woman boarded the plane hauling a decent sized carry-on and it appeared to me that she could use help getting it in the overhead bin. I said "Can I give you a hand?" She said "Yes." After helping her, I noticed she was missing her left hand below the wrist. Doh! P229 | |||
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I wonder if he runs with scissors? EasyFire EasyFire [AT] zianet.com ---------------------------------- NRA Certified Pistol Instructor Colorado Concealed Handgun Permit Instructor Nationwide Agent for > US LawShield > https://www.texaslawshield.com...p.php?promo=ondemand CCW Safe > www.ccwsafe.com/CCHPI | |||
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Coin Sniper |
I have a mental image of an officer standing there, handcuffs in hand saying "hmmmmm....?!" Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
Would he cuff his feet instead?  _____________ | |||
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Didn't Florida have a problem with homeless guys eating the faces of others? | |||
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