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A chuckle for tonight.

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November 19, 2019, 06:09 PM
Johnny 3eagles
A chuckle for tonight.
God Loves Drunk People, Too....

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife..

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not. It's 3 in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago
when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
"God loves drunk people too you know."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband..

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..



BIDEN SUCKS.

If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
November 19, 2019, 07:36 PM
drill sgt
that one is/was a STINKER........drill sgt.
November 19, 2019, 07:38 PM
Elk Hunter
BOOO!

Altho, I did get a smile out of it.


Elk

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FBHO!!!



The Idaho Elk Hunter
November 19, 2019, 07:44 PM
ersatzknarf
hehehehe!

That was a good chuckle, thanks Big Grin




November 19, 2019, 07:52 PM
TigerDore
I didn't see that punch line coming at all. Thanks for the laugh.
November 19, 2019, 10:07 PM
walkinghorse
Hurt myself laughing!!!! Thanks!


Jim
November 19, 2019, 10:36 PM
SigFan
I’ll drink to that!


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SigFan

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November 19, 2019, 10:44 PM
mcrimm
I've never been that drunk.



I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown
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When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham
November 19, 2019, 11:10 PM
SigSauerP226
I laughed pretty good at that. I, too, did not see that coming. Thanks!




...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
November 20, 2019, 12:06 AM
pbslinger
Foster Brooks needs a push?
November 20, 2019, 05:39 AM
downtownv
I chuckled!


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