November 19, 2019, 06:09 PM
Johnny 3eaglesA chuckle for tonight.
God Loves Drunk People, Too....
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife..
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not. It's 3 in the morning and it's bloody pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago
when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
"God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband..
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
November 19, 2019, 07:36 PM
drill sgtthat one is/was a STINKER........drill sgt.
November 19, 2019, 07:38 PM
Elk HunterBOOO!
Altho, I did get a smile out of it.
November 19, 2019, 07:44 PM
ersatzknarfhehehehe!
That was a good chuckle, thanks
November 19, 2019, 07:52 PM
TigerDoreI didn't see that punch line coming at all. Thanks for the laugh.
November 19, 2019, 10:07 PM
walkinghorseHurt myself laughing!!!! Thanks!
November 19, 2019, 10:36 PM
SigFanI’ll drink to that!
November 19, 2019, 10:44 PM
mcrimmI've never been that drunk.
November 19, 2019, 11:10 PM
SigSauerP226I laughed pretty good at that. I, too, did not see that coming. Thanks!
November 20, 2019, 12:06 AM
pbslingerFoster Brooks needs a push?
November 20, 2019, 05:39 AM
downtownvI chuckled!