What's up, Denver? A clown wearing knife gloves on a scooter and a fake doctor doing in home testicle removal?

Man in clown makeup with bladed gloves accused of killing man near Torchy’s Tacos

Man who removed transgender woman’s testicles charged with felony assault

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In Denver today: A clown wearing knife gloves kills a man at Torchy's Tacos and escapes on a scooter and another guy poses as Dr and removes testicles

Based on the title, I thought the clown and fake Dr were involved in the same incident.

Slightly less weird this way, but nothing what I would call 'normal' (insert Denver joke here). . .

Rocky Mtn High ?

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Victim’s wife watched as James Pennington used an Army surgical kit to do the procedure in their home

But does she still have her testicles?

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Pennington went to the victim’s apartment at about 10 a.m. on May 17 and used a scalpel from an Army surgical medical kit to remove the woman’s testicles.

I am so confused.....

Per the linked article, the clown's prison nickname is "Diablo". I'm guessing there's a looong story behind the clown makeup.

I took the liberty of looking into this.
Here's what I found out.

Torchy's Tacos rates a 3.5 stars on Yelp. Might be worth a visit if in the area.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/torchys-tacos-denver

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Originally posted by SIGGUY (THE 1ST):
Rocky Mtn High ?

Rocky Mountain Oysters.

That's bizzare. Perhaps MJ laced with cocaine, PCP, or embalming fluid

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Originally posted by dsiets:
Torchy's Tacos rates a 3.5 stars on Yelp. Might be worth a visit if in the area.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/torchys-tacos-denver

There is a Torchy's two blocks from church so I've been eating at Torchy's pretty regular since moving to N. Houston. Torchy's is a Austin, Texas, based taco chain that went from a food truck to 30 restaurants in a decade.

They have both traditional tacos (carnitas, beef fajita, grilled chicken, shredded beef, etc) as well as some pretty creative tacos. Their taco of the month is usually pretty creative such as fried chicken and waffles taco.

Things to do in Denver. Either before or after you're dead.

I'm not saying that all clowns should be shot on sight. But you should be ready to shoot them if they try anything funny.

That is some really weird going on!

Torchy's makes fantastic tacos too. Hmm hmm

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Originally posted by dsiets:
I took the liberty of looking into this.
Here's what I found out.

Torchy's Tacos rates a 3.5 stars on Yelp. Might be worth a visit if in the area.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/torchys-tacos-denver

Torchy's is based in Austin, and fantastic. I've been to the one on South Lamar in Austin tons of times (a cart, with tables under the trees next to the creek), and the Colorado ones a few times when I'm in the areas that have them.

Two tidbits of awesomeness they have are Fried Avocado bits and their Poblano Ranch.

And fuck clowns. Especially now. Not shooting them on sight takes yuge restraint.

And they claim the legalization of drugs in Colorado has had no adverse effects. Hmmmmm.....

Nah, don't shoot the clown - go for the juggler..........

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Originally posted by Fenris:
I'm not saying that all clowns should be shot on sight. But you should be ready to shoot them if they try anything funny.

PC

Torchy's green chili queso is what mana from heaven was, the Bible got the description wrong.

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Originally posted by Surefire:
Torchy's jalapeño queso is what mana from heaven was, the Bible got the description wrong.

It's green chili, not jalapeño.....but yeah, it's pretty much heaven on a chip.

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Originally posted by bigdeal:
And they claim the legalization of drugs in Colorado has had no adverse effects. Hmmmmm.....

Riiiiiiiiight, marijuana made them do it.

Hardy har har.

Now, maybe weed is what brought the victim to Torchy's in the first place... maybe.