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I believe in the
principle of
Due Process
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My boss phoned me today.

He said, “Is everything okay at the office?”

I said, “It is all under control. It’s been a very busy day. I haven’t stopped to take a break all day.”

“Can you do me a favor?” he asked.

I said, “Of course, what is it?”

“Pick up the pace a little. I’m in the foursome behind you.”




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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Political Cynic
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ha!

stolen Smile



[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC


 
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Honky Lips
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Say what you will, That's a solid leader who can't be upset about someone following his example.
 
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Now that’s funny stuff right there!!
Stolen..


"Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands"
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
 
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W07VH5
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Someone is going to have to explain this one to me.
 
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie
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Originally posted by mark123:
Someone is going to have to explain this one to me.


I think they're both playing golf.

I had to read it twice before it hit me.


~Alan

Acta Non Verba
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God, Family, Guns, Country

Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan

 
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W07VH5
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
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Originally posted by mark123:
Someone is going to have to explain this one to me.


I think they're both playing golf.

I had to read it twice before it hit me.
Oh. Yeah, it makes sense now.
 
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