If you're making chomping, slurping, or lip smacking sounds you better have dysphagia or some type of medical condition. Otherwise chew with your fucking mouth closed. Stop talking, close your lips, and chew. Learn some manners. You're never too old.

I couldn't agree more. Every time I hear that shit I want to just smack the life out of whomever is doing it.

I sat next to someone in a meeting today who was eating RADISHES like they were potato chips. I almost lost it.

^OMG they were just begging for a dick/throat punch.

Had a boss once that would chew with his mouth open and tr alk with his mouth full... often sending bits of food flying across the table. Luckily a good friend/coworker warned me never to sit across from him. It was gross.

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Originally posted by Maestro:
I sat next to someone in a meeting today who was eating RADISHES like they were potato chips. I almost lost it.

I just almost punched my iPad after reading that.

Only allowed while eating Pho, slurping that is

People making a lot of eating noises is about as bad as it gets.

The strange thing is that I LOVE listening to my dogs eat their kibble.