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Alea iacta est
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posted January 15, 2020 09:41 PM
Who came up with the mystery citrus flavor? It’s somewhere between I don’t know, and vitamin C. It’s what I would imagine the taste if you were to lick the ass of a 10 day dead goat, that had eaten nothing but citrus fruits for the year prior to its death.

That said, it works pretty good to alleviate the symptoms of a sinus cold. You just have to rinse your mouth with paint thinner and bleach to cleanse the taste.



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posted January 15, 2020 09:53 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by Beancooker:
It’s what I would imagine the taste if you were to lick the ass of a 10 day dead goat, that had eaten nothing but citrus fruits for the year prior to its death.


Yep. That describes all Alka-Seltzer products. The only difference between the different products/flavors is what that particular dead goat had been eating.
 
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posted January 15, 2020 10:01 PMHide Post
I’ll stick with the capsules.
You don’t have to taste them.
 
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posted January 15, 2020 11:03 PMHide Post
quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
quote:
Originally posted by Beancooker:
It’s what I would imagine the taste if you were to lick the ass of a 10 day dead goat, that had eaten nothing but citrus fruits for the year prior to its death.


Yep. That describes all Alka-Seltzer products. The only difference between the different products/flavors is what that particular dead goat had been eating.


I've never tasted the ass of goat that's been dead 10 days, so I don't have that point of reference. Razz






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posted January 15, 2020 11:41 PMHide Post
In defense of the stuff, it does work, albeit for only about 3-4 hours.
 
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posted January 16, 2020 07:13 AMHide Post
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Originally posted by egregore:
In defense of the stuff, it does work, albeit for only about 3-4 hours.


I got a solid 8.5 hours if sleep, with a crappy sinus infection. It works. I’ll go as far as to say it works so well I don’t take any other OTC cold medicine.

That doesn’t change the flavor at all.



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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
 
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